DMC Bloopers

Started by Chiki Mina153 pages

DAMMIT! my cousin was downloading the new internet explorer and I couldnt finnish my story till I kicked him out!!

HERES A SPECIAL PRESENT FOR CAPTAINJACKSLUV!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THIS AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT(sort of lol jk) ENJOY!

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CaptainJacksLuv was sitting in her apartment reading her PlayGirlPirate Magazine with Jack Sparrow wearing a leather undie in the cover. Until something hit her on the head and made her realize…

A brick with a paper tied to it was smashed through the window

CaptainJacksLuv: *BONK* OW!!! Whats this…

Go to the darkest alley you can find at 8pm. And no cops

CaptainJacksLuv: Omg what the hell!! What if they plan to kidnap me-or worse! What if they have my drool stained Johnny pillow kidnapped and is holding it for ransom!!

Later that evening in the dark, cold, alley…

CaptainJacksLuv: *gulp[* here Iam…in a dark, cold alley…with no cops…

Hears some foot steps

CaptainJacksLuv: eeek!! I have a rubber duckie jack sparrow and Im not afraid to use it!!

Voice: Time’s up, CaptainJacksLuv…You cant hide no longer…It is your-

KMC Girls: BIRTH DAY!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!!!

CaptainJacksLuv: ************faints****************

We are having some technical problems. Lets see if its fixed

Mistypirate: annnd CLEAR!!

Mmoviejunkie: we need to do CPR

Ivebeendepped: Im not gonna put my mouth in hers ew! I don’t know where it has been!

Sorry! Still with the technical problems….um…lets check now

Imperial Logic: Wake up!! *smacks CaptainJacksLuv* Wake up you filthy son of a-

Ok we’re still with the technical problems!! *plays elevator music* Let’s check now shall we?

Johnnyforever: I know what will wake her up! Will Turner dies and Jack gets Lizzie pregnant!

CaptainJacksLuv: huh-wah!!

Orlando: Will does not die!!

Keira: he will if he don’t stop being in the way!!

Bwa: Hey CaptainJacksLuv!! I thought you was dead as Wills character.

Orli: so not fair stop bashing my character!

CaptainJacksLuv: I thought I was gonna be executed or something

SavvyChick: no silly we are not gonna kill you!

Chiki Mina: We are not?

Sailor Leo: Has anyone seen my drop dead gorgeous of a man?

PirateDiva: he’s drop dead but I dunno about gorgeous…

Sailor Leo: My man is better looking than Johnny.

PirateDiva: Well at least my man wears a sexy wig not an ugly white wig!

MistyPirate: save it when you go to jerry springer.

johnnyforever: Well what are we waiting for?! Lets get some karaoke and the presents!

PirateDiva: I made the cake!!

Mmoviejunkie: NOT AGAIN!!

Evilmonkey: noo Piratediva! Remember my b-day cake that you made?! I used the toilet so much that my ass was cramping.

SailorLeo: that’s why I made an emergency cake.

PirateDiva: *gasp* You traitor!

CaptainJacksLuv: I don’t care I just want cake and presents! And for Mina to give me my half eaten Johnny Cheesecake back!

Chiki Mina: Over my dead body

CaptainJacksLuv: That could be arranged.

Imperial Logic: Fighting is no good. But random is good.

Ichy: Bah*they don’t pay me to be in every single RP*

CaptainJackLover: Come on let’s start with the games!

Orli: I wanna play Hide and Seek!!

Keira: Ok Orlando…why don’t you hide and we will look for you…

Orli: Ok!! *goes and hides*

Keira: …in 100 years

Ivebeendepped: Hey where’s our stripper!

Evilmonkey: Oh right! I’m done with my stripper hehe

Pirate Diva: Let’s bring the sexy pirate over here.

Johnny: I ain’t gonna show up like this!

Savvysparrow: ha ha ha Yes you will *yanks Johnny with the chain*

Johnny: Why do I need to be tied like a dog

MistyPirate: Because you’re a sexy dog! And you shall lick my face and sit on my lap!

CaptainJacksLuv: AHEM! Hes my dog!

Johnny: *looks up in the sky* Its official…You hate me.

T. Maria: Well come on lets get our karaoke!

Bwa: Yeah we could sing like The Pussys!

Mmovijunkie: That’s The Pussy Cat Dolls, you idiot.

Bwa: That too!!

Chiki Mina: *grabs microphone* Aruba, Jamaica, ooo I wanna take ya! To Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama!!!!

Johnnyforever: Mina this is 2006!! Sing other songs!

Chiki Mina: Well I have the microphone and you don’t…so you’ll LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN SONG I WILL SING!!

PirateDiva: *smacks Mina* You ass this is CaptainJacksLuv B-day!

Chiki Mina: Do I have to care?

Sailor Leo: Jacky pooo!! Where are you!!

Jack: uhh…Im not here at this moment. Leave a message after the beep..Beep!

Sailor Leo: Oh jack I miss you so much!! You are my one and only dumpling wimpling, scrubby wubby, lovey dovey wittle-

Jack: AAA! Ok ok I surrender!!

Sailor Leo: Cup cake!! I finally found you!

Johnny: I feel so violated!

CaptainJacksLuv: I know!! Isn’t great?!

Imperial Logic: I got you a present…

CaptainJacksLuv: uh…im afraid to ask but…what the hell is it?!

Imperial Logic: Its Spam

CaptainJacksLuv: Why…?

Imperial Logic: Im random. Random is the true meaning of life *disappears*

Ivebeendepped: Whos the idiot who adds that weirdo in this RP?

*Whistles*

LovelyOne: *Ahem**taps microphone* I would love to say a few words. I want to congratulate CaptainJacksLuv on her b-day. And that no matter what kind of news you will hear about a non jack/liz ending, lets not give up. Remember on the symbols that we analyzed and how each character develops in the movie.

MistyPirate: I hope she doesn’t go on the 12 steps…

LovelyOne: Take note about the 12 steps of a guide to become a hero. Lets go through each one of them shall we? First step cua cua cua cua cua cua cua

*Using the voice of the Narrator from SpongeBob Squarepants* Three hours later…

LovelyOne: And finally the 12th step where our hero cua cua

KMC: *SNOOOOOREEE*

Evilmonkey: Here lovely read this, it’s an emergency *Hands her a piece of paper*

LovelyOne: And as Jack Sparrow caresses Elizabeth’s smooth, creamy legs, Her muscles were tighting with every touch. Her loins were burning and she couldn’t resit to touch hes manly-

Willofthewhisp: hehe ok that’s enough of my fanfiction

Everybody wakes up

Evilmonkey: wow that sure did the trick!

Jack: I’m busy peoples! Lets sing happy birth day already so I could go home and kill myself…

Sailor Leo: There now that’s the spirit!!

Savvychick: but Johnny is gonna dance while we sing!

Johnny: Can’t I just strangle myself?

KMC GIRLS: HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!! DANCE JOHNNY!!

Johnny: GoodBye, Dignity. I hardly knew ya… *starts dancing shaking his bum bum*

CaptainJacksLuv: Yayy Im a happy girl!! Whose gonna get lucky, right Johnny?

Johnny: Guess whose gonna need therapy…

And so we conclude this beautiful b-day party by having CaptainJacksLuv spending the night with a very sexy stripper pirate and Mina stealing their fuzzy hand cuffs and selling them on e bay. HAPPY BIRTH DAY CAPTAINJACKSLUV!!

Orli: hello…anyone find me yet?…*cricket noise. Wind blowing*

LMAOF ROFL That was freaking funny. Is it really Captjaclkluv Bday? If it is happy B day partytime

yes it is her b-day!!!! When is yours misty?!

😆 that was so funny! and i got like 3 lines.........that's alot shock

Happy birthday btw!

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
yes it is her b-day!!!! When is yours misty?!
Dec 2nd

December 2 🙁 is mt Bday

Originally posted by johnnyforever
😆 that was so funny! and i got like 3 lines.........that's alot shock

Happy birthday btw!

Hey I try 🙁

Originally posted by Mistypirate
December 2 🙁 is mt Bday
what?

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Hey I try 🙁
Wait.

I DIDN'T mean:

"What, i only got three lines?"

I meant:

"Wow!!! I got 3 lines! that's 1 more than usual!! 😱"

So it's not an insult 😂!!!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
what?

I'll be 25 🙁 Im old.

Originally posted by Mistypirate
I'll be 25 🙁 Im old.
oh! well that's not 'old'! petpet

Originally posted by johnnyforever
oh! well that's not 'old'! petpet

LOL well thank you for trying to make feel better. 🙂 Thanks for petting my head. 😄

YOu dont look old misty!

It's all thanks to the awesome powers of 'petpet' 😂

I cant wait for the next b-day girl so I can write my b-day RP loooool

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
I cant wait for the next b-day girl so I can write my b-day RP loooool
mine isn't until aug. so that's about a year from now 🙁

LOL!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS CHIKI!!!

You guys really think it was good? loool I love the part when I used the Narrator voice from Spongebob. That dude who has like a french accent lool.

😆 yeah! that's Tom Kenny. he's brilliant ✅

lol-yeah i love spongebob!