DAMMIT! my cousin was downloading the new internet explorer and I couldnt finnish my story till I kicked him out!!
HERES A SPECIAL PRESENT FOR CAPTAINJACKSLUV!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THIS AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT(sort of lol jk) ENJOY!
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CaptainJacksLuv was sitting in her apartment reading her PlayGirlPirate Magazine with Jack Sparrow wearing a leather undie in the cover. Until something hit her on the head and made her realize…
A brick with a paper tied to it was smashed through the window
CaptainJacksLuv: *BONK* OW!!! Whats this…
Go to the darkest alley you can find at 8pm. And no cops
CaptainJacksLuv: Omg what the hell!! What if they plan to kidnap me-or worse! What if they have my drool stained Johnny pillow kidnapped and is holding it for ransom!!
Later that evening in the dark, cold, alley…
CaptainJacksLuv: *gulp[* here Iam…in a dark, cold alley…with no cops…
Hears some foot steps
CaptainJacksLuv: eeek!! I have a rubber duckie jack sparrow and Im not afraid to use it!!
Voice: Time’s up, CaptainJacksLuv…You cant hide no longer…It is your-
KMC Girls: BIRTH DAY!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!!!
CaptainJacksLuv: ************faints****************
We are having some technical problems. Lets see if its fixed
Mistypirate: annnd CLEAR!!
Mmoviejunkie: we need to do CPR
Ivebeendepped: Im not gonna put my mouth in hers ew! I don’t know where it has been!
Sorry! Still with the technical problems….um…lets check now
Imperial Logic: Wake up!! *smacks CaptainJacksLuv* Wake up you filthy son of a-
Ok we’re still with the technical problems!! *plays elevator music* Let’s check now shall we?
Johnnyforever: I know what will wake her up! Will Turner dies and Jack gets Lizzie pregnant!
CaptainJacksLuv: huh-wah!!
Orlando: Will does not die!!
Keira: he will if he don’t stop being in the way!!
Bwa: Hey CaptainJacksLuv!! I thought you was dead as Wills character.
Orli: so not fair stop bashing my character!
CaptainJacksLuv: I thought I was gonna be executed or something
SavvyChick: no silly we are not gonna kill you!
Chiki Mina: We are not?
Sailor Leo: Has anyone seen my drop dead gorgeous of a man?
PirateDiva: he’s drop dead but I dunno about gorgeous…
Sailor Leo: My man is better looking than Johnny.
PirateDiva: Well at least my man wears a sexy wig not an ugly white wig!
MistyPirate: save it when you go to jerry springer.
johnnyforever: Well what are we waiting for?! Lets get some karaoke and the presents!
PirateDiva: I made the cake!!
Mmoviejunkie: NOT AGAIN!!
Evilmonkey: noo Piratediva! Remember my b-day cake that you made?! I used the toilet so much that my ass was cramping.
SailorLeo: that’s why I made an emergency cake.
PirateDiva: *gasp* You traitor!
CaptainJacksLuv: I don’t care I just want cake and presents! And for Mina to give me my half eaten Johnny Cheesecake back!
Chiki Mina: Over my dead body
CaptainJacksLuv: That could be arranged.
Imperial Logic: Fighting is no good. But random is good.
Ichy: Bah*they don’t pay me to be in every single RP*
CaptainJackLover: Come on let’s start with the games!
Orli: I wanna play Hide and Seek!!
Keira: Ok Orlando…why don’t you hide and we will look for you…
Orli: Ok!! *goes and hides*
Keira: …in 100 years
Ivebeendepped: Hey where’s our stripper!
Evilmonkey: Oh right! I’m done with my stripper hehe
Pirate Diva: Let’s bring the sexy pirate over here.
Johnny: I ain’t gonna show up like this!
Savvysparrow: ha ha ha Yes you will *yanks Johnny with the chain*
Johnny: Why do I need to be tied like a dog
MistyPirate: Because you’re a sexy dog! And you shall lick my face and sit on my lap!
CaptainJacksLuv: AHEM! Hes my dog!
Johnny: *looks up in the sky* Its official…You hate me.
T. Maria: Well come on lets get our karaoke!
Bwa: Yeah we could sing like The Pussys!
Mmovijunkie: That’s The Pussy Cat Dolls, you idiot.
Bwa: That too!!
Chiki Mina: *grabs microphone* Aruba, Jamaica, ooo I wanna take ya! To Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama!!!!
Johnnyforever: Mina this is 2006!! Sing other songs!
Chiki Mina: Well I have the microphone and you don’t…so you’ll LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN SONG I WILL SING!!
PirateDiva: *smacks Mina* You ass this is CaptainJacksLuv B-day!
Chiki Mina: Do I have to care?
Sailor Leo: Jacky pooo!! Where are you!!
Jack: uhh…Im not here at this moment. Leave a message after the beep..Beep!
Sailor Leo: Oh jack I miss you so much!! You are my one and only dumpling wimpling, scrubby wubby, lovey dovey wittle-
Jack: AAA! Ok ok I surrender!!
Sailor Leo: Cup cake!! I finally found you!
Johnny: I feel so violated!
CaptainJacksLuv: I know!! Isn’t great?!
Imperial Logic: I got you a present…
CaptainJacksLuv: uh…im afraid to ask but…what the hell is it?!
Imperial Logic: Its Spam
CaptainJacksLuv: Why…?
Imperial Logic: Im random. Random is the true meaning of life *disappears*
Ivebeendepped: Whos the idiot who adds that weirdo in this RP?
*Whistles*
LovelyOne: *Ahem**taps microphone* I would love to say a few words. I want to congratulate CaptainJacksLuv on her b-day. And that no matter what kind of news you will hear about a non jack/liz ending, lets not give up. Remember on the symbols that we analyzed and how each character develops in the movie.
MistyPirate: I hope she doesn’t go on the 12 steps…
LovelyOne: Take note about the 12 steps of a guide to become a hero. Lets go through each one of them shall we? First step cua cua cua cua cua cua cua
*Using the voice of the Narrator from SpongeBob Squarepants* Three hours later…
LovelyOne: And finally the 12th step where our hero cua cua
KMC: *SNOOOOOREEE*
Evilmonkey: Here lovely read this, it’s an emergency *Hands her a piece of paper*
LovelyOne: And as Jack Sparrow caresses Elizabeth’s smooth, creamy legs, Her muscles were tighting with every touch. Her loins were burning and she couldn’t resit to touch hes manly-
Willofthewhisp: hehe ok that’s enough of my fanfiction
Everybody wakes up
Evilmonkey: wow that sure did the trick!
Jack: I’m busy peoples! Lets sing happy birth day already so I could go home and kill myself…
Sailor Leo: There now that’s the spirit!!
Savvychick: but Johnny is gonna dance while we sing!
Johnny: Can’t I just strangle myself?
KMC GIRLS: HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!! DANCE JOHNNY!!
Johnny: GoodBye, Dignity. I hardly knew ya… *starts dancing shaking his bum bum*
CaptainJacksLuv: Yayy Im a happy girl!! Whose gonna get lucky, right Johnny?
Johnny: Guess whose gonna need therapy…
And so we conclude this beautiful b-day party by having CaptainJacksLuv spending the night with a very sexy stripper pirate and Mina stealing their fuzzy hand cuffs and selling them on e bay. HAPPY BIRTH DAY CAPTAINJACKSLUV!!
Orli: hello…anyone find me yet?…*cricket noise. Wind blowing*