Originally posted by Chiki Mina
DAMMIT! my cousin was downloading the new internet explorer and I couldnt finnish my story till I kicked him out!!HERES A SPECIAL PRESENT FOR CAPTAINJACKSLUV!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING THIS AS MUCH AS I ENJOYED WRITING IT(sort of lol jk) ENJOY!
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CaptainJacksLuv was sitting in her apartment reading her PlayGirlPirate Magazine with Jack Sparrow wearing a leather undie in the cover. Until something hit her on the head and made her realize…A brick with a paper tied to it was smashed through the window
CaptainJacksLuv: *BONK* OW!!! Whats this…
Go to the darkest alley you can find at 8pm. And no cops
CaptainJacksLuv: Omg what the hell!! What if they plan to kidnap me-or worse! What if they have my drool stained Johnny pillow kidnapped and is holding it for ransom!!
Later that evening in the dark, cold, alley…
CaptainJacksLuv: *gulp[* here Iam…in a dark, cold alley…with no cops…
Hears some foot steps
CaptainJacksLuv: eeek!! I have a rubber duckie jack sparrow and Im not afraid to use it!!
Voice: Time’s up, CaptainJacksLuv…You cant hide no longer…It is your-
KMC Girls: BIRTH DAY!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!!!
CaptainJacksLuv: ************faints****************
We are having some technical problems. Lets see if its fixed
Mistypirate: annnd CLEAR!!
Mmoviejunkie: we need to do CPR
Ivebeendepped: Im not gonna put my mouth in hers ew! I don’t know where it has been!
Sorry! Still with the technical problems….um…lets check now
Imperial Logic: Wake up!! *smacks CaptainJacksLuv* Wake up you filthy son of a-
Ok we’re still with the technical problems!! *plays elevator music* Let’s check now shall we?
Johnnyforever: I know what will wake her up! Will Turner dies and Jack gets Lizzie pregnant!
CaptainJacksLuv: huh-wah!!
Orlando: Will does not die!!
Keira: he will if he don’t stop being in the way!!
Bwa: Hey CaptainJacksLuv!! I thought you was dead as Wills character.
Orli: so not fair stop bashing my character!
CaptainJacksLuv: I thought I was gonna be executed or something
SavvyChick: no silly we are not gonna kill you!
Chiki Mina: We are not?
Sailor Leo: Has anyone seen my drop dead gorgeous of a man?
PirateDiva: he’s drop dead but I dunno about gorgeous…
Sailor Leo: My man is better looking than Johnny.
PirateDiva: Well at least my man wears a sexy wig not an ugly white wig!
MistyPirate: save it when you go to jerry springer.
johnnyforever: Well what are we waiting for?! Lets get some karaoke and the presents!
PirateDiva: I made the cake!!
Mmoviejunkie: NOT AGAIN!!
Evilmonkey: noo Piratediva! Remember my b-day cake that you made?! I used the toilet so much that my ass was cramping.
SailorLeo: that’s why I made an emergency cake.
PirateDiva: *gasp* You traitor!
CaptainJacksLuv: I don’t care I just want cake and presents! And for Mina to give me my half eaten Johnny Cheesecake back!
Chiki Mina: Over my dead body
CaptainJacksLuv: That could be arranged.
Imperial Logic: Fighting is no good. But random is good.
Ichy: Bah*they don’t pay me to be in every single RP*
CaptainJackLover: Come on let’s start with the games!
Orli: I wanna play Hide and Seek!!
Keira: Ok Orlando…why don’t you hide and we will look for you…
Orli: Ok!! *goes and hides*
Keira: …in 100 years
Ivebeendepped: Hey where’s our stripper!
Evilmonkey: Oh right! I’m done with my stripper hehe
Pirate Diva: Let’s bring the sexy pirate over here.
Johnny: I ain’t gonna show up like this!
Savvysparrow: ha ha ha Yes you will *yanks Johnny with the chain*
Johnny: Why do I need to be tied like a dog
MistyPirate: Because you’re a sexy dog! And you shall lick my face and sit on my lap!
CaptainJacksLuv: AHEM! Hes my dog!
Johnny: *looks up in the sky* Its official…You hate me.
T. Maria: Well come on lets get our karaoke!
Bwa: Yeah we could sing like The Pussys!
Mmovijunkie: That’s The Pussy Cat Dolls, you idiot.
Bwa: That too!!
Chiki Mina: *grabs microphone* Aruba, Jamaica, ooo I wanna take ya! To Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama!!!!
Johnnyforever: Mina this is 2006!! Sing other songs!
Chiki Mina: Well I have the microphone and you don’t…so you’ll LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN SONG I WILL SING!!
PirateDiva: *smacks Mina* You ass this is CaptainJacksLuv B-day!
Chiki Mina: Do I have to care?
Sailor Leo: Jacky pooo!! Where are you!!
Jack: uhh…Im not here at this moment. Leave a message after the beep..Beep!
Sailor Leo: Oh jack I miss you so much!! You are my one and only dumpling wimpling, scrubby wubby, lovey dovey wittle-
Jack: AAA! Ok ok I surrender!!
Sailor Leo: Cup cake!! I finally found you!
Johnny: I feel so violated!
CaptainJacksLuv: I know!! Isn’t great?!
Imperial Logic: I got you a present…
CaptainJacksLuv: uh…im afraid to ask but…what the hell is it?!
Imperial Logic: Its Spam
CaptainJacksLuv: Why…?
Imperial Logic: Im random. Random is the true meaning of life *disappears*
Ivebeendepped: Whos the idiot who adds that weirdo in this RP?
*Whistles*
LovelyOne: *Ahem**taps microphone* I would love to say a few words. I want to congratulate CaptainJacksLuv on her b-day. And that no matter what kind of news you will hear about a non jack/liz ending, lets not give up. Remember on the symbols that we analyzed and how each character develops in the movie.
MistyPirate: I hope she doesn’t go on the 12 steps…
LovelyOne: Take note about the 12 steps of a guide to become a hero. Lets go through each one of them shall we? First step cua cua cua cua cua cua cua
*Using the voice of the Narrator from SpongeBob Squarepants* Three hours later…
LovelyOne: And finally the 12th step where our hero cua cua
KMC: *SNOOOOOREEE*
Evilmonkey: Here lovely read this, it’s an emergency *Hands her a piece of paper*
LovelyOne: And as Jack Sparrow caresses Elizabeth’s smooth, creamy legs, Her muscles were tighting with every touch. Her loins were burning and she couldn’t resit to touch hes manly-
Willofthewhisp: hehe ok that’s enough of my fanfiction
Everybody wakes up
Evilmonkey: wow that sure did the trick!
Jack: I’m busy peoples! Lets sing happy birth day already so I could go home and kill myself…
Sailor Leo: There now that’s the spirit!!
Savvychick: but Johnny is gonna dance while we sing!
Johnny: Can’t I just strangle myself?
KMC GIRLS: HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!! DANCE JOHNNY!!
Johnny: GoodBye, Dignity. I hardly knew ya… *starts dancing shaking his bum bum*
CaptainJacksLuv: Yayy Im a happy girl!! Whose gonna get lucky, right Johnny?
Johnny: Guess whose gonna need therapy…
And so we conclude this beautiful b-day party by having CaptainJacksLuv spending the night with a very sexy stripper pirate and Mina stealing their fuzzy hand cuffs and selling them on e bay. HAPPY BIRTH DAY CAPTAINJACKSLUV!!
Orli: hello…anyone find me yet?…*cricket noise. Wind blowing*
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ROTFLMAOSHIHTB!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 OMG OMG !!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!! OMG I Missed these soooo much MINA....write More!!!
💃 BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAINJACKSLUV!!!!!! 💃
Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
night! feel better!🧑⚕️
lol...sorry i know thats not an apporpriate smiley to post when someone's sick, but maybe it'll make you laugh?
yea, it did🙂
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
awwwe...I hope ypu feel better sweety 🙁 and Im glad you liked the RP lol.
thanks chiki
Originally posted by a-k-a-amber
FEEL BETTER!!!!
Originally posted by PirateDiva
ROTFLMAOSHIHTB!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆 OMG OMG !!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!! OMG I Missed these soooo much MINA....write More!!!💃 BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAINJACKSLUV!!!!!! 💃
thnx🙂
im up now, my friend forced me to go to sleep.
Originally posted by Chiki MinaI've never heard of that before!?! i must look that up........
I just love spongebob. Tom Kenny is one of my idols!!Have you seen one of the first eisodes? Where SB works at the KK for the first time. And they had this really freeky funny music
it goes like this
Things that bother you never bother me
I feel happy as pie uh-ha!
Living in the sunlight, Loving in the moonlight having a wonderful timeHavent got alot I dont need alot
Coffee is only a dimeAnd etc looooool Its such a stupid song its hillarious.
but yeah i love spongebob and he's cool!
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
I just love spongebob. Tom Kenny is one of my idols!!Have you seen one of the first eisodes? Where SB works at the KK for the first time. And they had this really freeky funny music
it goes like this
Things that bother you never bother me
I feel happy as pie uh-ha!
Living in the sunlight, Loving in the moonlight having a wonderful timeHavent got alot I dont need alot
Coffee is only a dimeAnd etc looooool Its such a stupid song its hillarious.
I know that song! lol it was on my myspace before.. Funny funny song😄