Orlando: *hic* happynewyearrsss *hic*
Johnny: You skiddle! That was over 3 days ago.
Orlando: How come I'm still drunk...*hic*
Keira: You're not drunk. I just slipped you this pill so you can shut the hell up.
Orlando:..oh...*falls face flat, asleep*
KMC: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!
Johnny: That was a couple days ago!!!
Misty: yeah but, I didn't get my new year's kiss.
PirateDiva: Then try kissing your mom.
Misty: No way!! Besides, she was out of town.
ivebeendepped: The only person who deserves a kiss is me!
CaptainJacksLuv: What you deserve is to be ignored.
ivebeendepped: You can't ignore me! i'm too loud and annoying to be ignored!!
Johnny: everyone!! Get out of my house!!
Chiki Mina: And not get my New Years kiss? You crazy!
Misty: Ahem...my New Years kiss.
Chiki Mina: Who says?
Mity: are you blind or stupid? Me!
Chiki Mina: oh..uh..YEAH! I thought it was you!
Keira: Before you horny, sick minded girls bursted in here. Me and Johnny were having a conversation. And I was planning to slip a pill in his drink so I can take...ad..van..tage
Everyone stares at Keira
Johnny: Isn't anyone here normal?!
Bwa: depends on your definition of normal.
Johnny: is there anyone here who does not want to rape me?!
*cricket noise*
Ichy: beh*I would like to eat your pants, though*
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A sample of my blooper I'm planning lol
This takes place at the POTC Dsiney Ride. It started with a silly idea fom me, piratediva, and misty. So it starts with us three then the rest of the kmc girls. ENJOY!!
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PirateDiva: All set here.
Misty: Roger
Chiki Mina: uhg! I can't walk with these!
PirateDiva: What's wrong with the cat suits?
Chiki Mina: It's too tight. *squeak**squeak*
Misty: Would you stop making that noise!
Chiki: I can't help it!! It's too damn tight!
PirateDiva: Weight watchers can help you with that.
Chiki: what will help me if I kill you slowly
Misty: what will help me if you all shut up! We need to accomplish our mission!
PirateDiva: Right! Mina, you got the charts?
Chiki: *squeak**squeak* yeah, yeah. I got 'em.
Misty: Excellent *rubs hands together* Our plan is quick and simple. All we have to do is cut the wires of the camera, spray all the lasers that could set the alarm, and grab the animatronic of Jack Sparrow.
PirateDiva: I'll handle the lasers.
Chiki: I'll grab the Jack doll
Misty: No, you will cut the wires.
Chiki: Well that's not fair!! I want to get Jack!
Misty: You are gonna get punched if you don't go! Now go and cut the wires!
Chiki: *in a mocking voice* Now go and cut the wires. I rather cut her throat. *squeak**squeak*
PirateDiva: Ready? 1...2...3!!
*Plays the Mission Impossible theme*
Chiki: What the hell!? *looks up* Where is that coming from?
Misty: Never mind! Let's just do it!
PirateDiva starts by doing cart wheels. Sprays the lasers
Chiki: *squeak**squeak* Time to cut off the wires. I hope this is the right one. *snip* then gets electrecuted* AAAA!!! *smoke comes out of her hair* shhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt.
Misty: Are we clear?
PirateDiva: Affirmative
Misty: Wheres Mina?
Chiki: heeerrreee *squeak**squeak*
Misty: why are you shivering? And what's that smell?
Chiki: It's my skin and my burned hair. Is it standing up?
Misty: Uh...no...*ahem*
PirateDiva: Good, Lord!! You look like Don King!
Chiki: Thanks alot. That means alot from a mentally challenged goose like you.
Misty: We need to get across those lasers.
PirateDiva: I'll do it!! I can just crawl under them.
Chiki: you can't do that. Your ass will be in the way.
PirateDiva: At least I don't smell like BBQ hair!
Misty: Fine!! I'll do it.
Misty does some back flips and manages to turn of the alarm.
PirateDiva: Were those backflips ncessary?
Misty: Charlie's Angels can do it!! Why not us.? *Crack*
Chiki: Hmmm...really? Do Charlie's Angels also rip their cat suits?
PirateDiva: Oh great! You know how long it took me to make these cat suits?!
Chiki: Well *whip* let's get down and dirty.
Misty: where you get that?
Chiki: I stole it from the the props of Cat Woman.
PirateDiva: That's illegal!!
Chiki: And what is this we're doing now? Taking a trip through Charlie and Chocolate Factory?
They all grab the Jack Doll
Misty: Yes!! Mission accomplished!
PirateDiva: wait!! we need to loeave a ransom note.
Chiki: To give us Johnny within 2 hours, or the doll will pay the price.
PirateDiva: we should send in a pic of a gun pointed to the Doll.
Chiki: Oo OO!! Can I be in the pic?!
Misty: Mina, this is a ransom pic, not a year book pic.
Takes pic with gun pointed at the Jack doll with Chiki in it
Misty: Alrighty. Do we have our ransom note ready?
Chiki: Affirmative! It should be signed by us. A group name.
PirateDiva: Something like Charlies Angels!
Misty: How about Johnny's Angels!
Chiki: HAHA!! That's the dumbest name I ever heard!!....Oh! I got an Idea to die for!! How about we name our group Johnny's Angels?! Am I bright or not?
PirateDiva: You were suppose to cut the wires from the camera, not from your brain, Mina.
Misty: Let's just go!
Chiki: Right!! *does back flips* Look at meeeee!! *crashes into a wall*
PirateDiva: Mina, the exist is right behind us.
Chiki: Bugger. *squeak**squeak*
***Next Day***
Ivebeendepped: I can't wait to hump the animatronic they made of Jack.
Savvychick: Yay this is my first POTC ride!!
amber: you haven't been out much, haven' you savvychick?
Savvychick: Not since I got out of my cave!
CaptainJacksLuv: Oh no!! LOOK!! The Jack Doll is gone!!!
KMC: *GASP*
Amber: Oh no!! who would be so cruel?
Bwa: Someone left a note! Oh noo! It seems as if it's written in another language!! OMG!!!
ivebeendepped: You're reading it upside down, you brain fart!
Bwa: Oh *snort* it says:
Bring our Johnny withing 72 hours, or the doll get's it!
captainjacksluv: Theres a pic with a gun pointed to the Jack Doll! And theres also another person who looks like Don King!!
SavvyChick: Theres more!:
PS
We are horny, desperate girls! I want my Johnny in my bedroom tied to my headboard by 9 pm! Savvy?
Diddly: ?????????????
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THAT'S IT!! lol I'll continue tomorow. Stay tuned!!