Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Actually I was awaiting the response of Monday from JIA, the day of Mani the Germanic Moon god. It's Thursday where I am now today, the day of Thunor (Thor). Idolatry makes baby Jesus cry, or so I'm told.
Everything makes baby Jesus cry. It is why God pawned him off on surrogate parents till he was past that stage.
And of course those rebellious teenage years that somehow didn't make it into the Bible. Probably the OFLC or equivalent's fault. I'm guessing NC-17 for offensive language, sex scenes, violence, and drug use.
Hmm, I'm wondering does this mean JIA is officially going to hell for all his recognition of pagan gods.
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
And of course those rebellious teenage years that somehow didn't make it into the Bible. Probably the OFLC or equivalent's fault. I'm guessing NC-17 for offensive language, sex scenes, violence, and drug use.
When Messiah's... GO BAD!
Hmm, I'm wondering does this mean JIA is officially going to hell for all his recognition of pagan gods.
I'd say so. Then maybe he'd realise the unfairness of the Biblical judgement.
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
And of course those rebellious teenage years that somehow didn't make it into the Bible. Probably the OFLC or equivalent's fault. I'm guessing NC-17 for offensive language, sex scenes, violence, and drug use.Hmm, I'm wondering does this mean JIA is officially going to hell for all his recognition of pagan gods.
There's some small Christian/Buddhist Church (I know, weird) in Japan who's pasture teaches that Jesus traveled "The Orient", eventually ending up in Japan and was influenced by Buddhist monks during those teenage/young adult years that the Bible doesn't account for. I wish I could remember the website, it was entertaining.
Originally posted by PVS
i'd prefer "messiahs gone wild - spring break"
Hmmm. If Spring Break is anything like Australia's schoolies week it means there will be at least one scene of him waking up on the beach with a cocktail umbrella in his hair and wearing three pairs of underpants, none of which actually belong to him.
I can just imagine the rebellious years, it could be like a sitcom:
This week on "Everybody loves the Messiah (except the Jews and Romans): Mary and Joseph are worried about Jesus' divine mission when he reveals he has become a Goth. No, not the depressed subculture kind but rather the barbarians. Will Joseph and Mary convince Jesus his destiny to die on the cross is better then looting and raping his way across Europe?"
Originally posted by Robtard
There's some small Christian/Buddhist Church (I know, weird) in Japan who's pasture teaches that Jesus traveled "The Orient", eventually ending up in Japan and was influenced by Buddhist monks during those teenage/young adult years that the Bible doesn't account for. I wish I could remember the website, it was entertaining.
How Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of them.
Re: The U.S. Constitution Mentions Jesus Christ
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[B]Signers of the U.S. ConstitutionThe U.S. Constitution does not mention Buddha, Allah, or any other god. But the Constitution signers acknowledge the Lord. There was no need to say, "...in the year of our Lord ...." for the Constitution to be binding. [/B]
Allah is Arabic for God. Middle Eastern Christians refer to God as Allah.
The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies
In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776
"The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness...."
The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies In Congress mentions Jesus Christ. Don't be in denial, deal with it. Just kidding folks put your flame throwers, oozies, grenades, and rocket launchers down and just acquiesce to the facts.
Re: Re: The U.S. Constitution Mentions Jesus Christ
Originally posted by Darth_Erebus
Allah is Arabic for God. Middle Eastern Christians refer to God as Allah.
I have already responded to this erroneous idea. I am not going to re-type this because it is too much information so here is a re-post of what I have previously written:
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
No. There are many false gods but only One, True God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. The living God who is the Father of Jesus. This is the True God.But this is not the case in Islam. Their god Allah cannot be the same God as the Christian God because in the Koran it is recored that Allah denies having a son. But the Bible states in a multitude of places that God does have a Son. Jesus even stated that God is His Father. Don't believe me? Let's take a look at the Koran. The Koran is organized into "Surahs" instead of by chapter and verse like the Bible.
Read:
Surah 4:171 O People of the Scripture! Do not exaggerate in your religion nor utter aught concerning Allah save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, was only a messenger of Allah, and His word which He conveyed unto Mary, and a spirit from Him. So believe in Allah and His messengers, and say not "Three" - Cease! (it is) better for you! - Allah is only One God. Far is it removed from His Transcendent Majesty that He should have a son. His is all that is in the heavens and all that is in the earth. And Allah is sufficient as Defender.
Surah 6:101 The Originator of the heavens and the earth! How can He have a child, when there is for Him no consort, when He created all things and is Aware of all things ?
Surah 18:4,5 And to warn those who say: Allah hath chosen a son, (A thing) whereof they have no knowledge, nor (had) their fathers, Dreadful is the word that cometh out of their mouths. They speak naught but a lie.
Heavy, heavy contradiction. They are not the same god. God is God, Allah is "a" false god. There are many false gods and Allah is just one of the many gods who are false. The True God does have a Son and His Name is a Name that is above every name. That Name is Jesus!
Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I found another passage in the Koran where Allah denies having a son. More proof that Allah and the God of the Bible cannot be the same god. God has a Son (Jesus the Christ) Allah denies having a son.Surah 23:91 Allah hath not chosen any son, nor is there any god along with Him; else would each god have assuredly championed that which he created, and some of them would assuredly have overcome others. Glorified be Allah above all that they allege.
Whoomp, there it is!
Inaugural Address of John F. Kennedy
FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1961
Vice President Johnson, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Chief Justice, President Eisenhower, Vice President Nixon, President Truman, reverend clergy, fellow citizens, we observe today not a victory of party, but a celebration of freedom--symbolizing an end, as well as a beginning--signifying renewal, as well as change. For I have sworn before you and Almighty God the same solemn oath our forebears prescribed nearly a century and three quarters ago.
The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life. And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe--the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.
John F. Kennedy admits that rights come from God (Jesus Christ).
Originally posted by crazy
JIA you are a joke, you never respond to anyones questions and keep posting more stuff? This is a forum, stop talking to yourself.
I just responded to a post in this thread so what are you babbling about? I am supposed to respond to every single post that comes my way because you say so? I think your forum name befits that kind of thinking.