The U.S. Constitution Mentions Jesus Christ

Started by JesusIsAlive35 pages

Originally posted by FeceMan
There's a reason why I'm going to take the title of "Christian Killer" some day.

*Rubs his temples.*

It burns.

You don't know Jesus, I know you think that you do. But you lack the most significant characteristic of a born again believer: the love of God shed abroad in your heart by the Holy Spirit.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Da...Dad? Ma...Mom? It's starting to come back to me now *Superman music starts playing*

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Why...why...I am Spiderman! No, wait, Batman? No wait (it's on the tip of my tongue). Can you help me out Shakyamunison?

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I'm Superdude...Superchap?...Superguy? (Back to the drawing board.)

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Does it seem to anybody else as if JIA snapped after realizing that he indeed does not know the word of God but what his parents gave him to read.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Does it seem to anybody else as if JIA snapped after realizing that he indeed does not know the word of God but what his parents gave him to read.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Does it seem to anybody else as if JIA snapped after realizing that he indeed does not know the word of God but what his parents gave him to read.

I think you are correct. He also doesn't have to answer the question if he's a raving lunatic.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I think you are correct. He also doesn't have to answer the question if he's a raving lunatic.

My parents (from Krypton) exposed me to the King James Bible (which is a literal translation and one of my preferred Bibles since it is a word-for-word rendering and not a paraphrase as the NIV Bible). Actually, I prefer the New King James Bible because it omits the archaic, Old English.

There, I answered your question.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
My parents (from Krypton) exposed me to the King James Bible (which is a literal translation and one of my preferred Bibles since it is a word-for-word rendering and not a paraphrase as the NIV Bible). Actually, I prefer the New King James Bible because it omits the archaic, Old English.

There, I answered your question.

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You are a raving lunatic if you believe that is a truthful answer. 🙄 (the Krypton part, that is)

I take it that you have not studied all the different configurations of the bible. How do you know that you have the "true" bible? After all, that is how satan works, he makes you think you know the truth when you don't. 🙄

Literal mythology is so stupid. 😂

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are a raving lunatic if you believe that is a truthful answer. 🙄 (the Krypton part, that is)

I take it that you have not studied all the different configurations of the bible. How do you know that you have the "true" bible? After all, that is how satan works, he makes you think you know the truth when you don't. 🙄

Literal mythology is so stupid. 😂

Prove that I am not from the motherland called Krypton. 😄

Different configurations? (What in the world does that mean?) There is no such animal as the "true" Bible. However, I do own a Bible and yes the Bible is true.

You are right about that being how satan works (whom you do not believe exists) he has done a masterful job on making you believe that he does not exist and that the Bible is not true.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Prove that I am not from the motherland called Krypton. 😄

Different configurations? (What in the world does that mean?) There is no such animal as the "true" Bible. However, I do own a Bible and yes the Bible is true.

You are right about that being how satan works (whom you do not believe exists) he has done a masterful job on making you believe that he does not exist and that the Bible is not true.

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Again, I did not make an unreasonable claim; you did. The burden of proof is on you.

“There is no such animal as the "true" Bible.” I have finally made some progress.

Satan has not been observed in the real world. It is more reasonable to say that Satan does not exist until such observations have been made.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Again, I did not make an unreasonable claim; you did. The burden of proof is on you.

“There is no such animal as the "true" Bible.” I have finally made some progress.

Satan has not been observed in the real world. It is more reasonable to say that Satan does not exist until such observations have been made.

Do you truly believe that you do not believe in the Truth of the gospel just because you choose to? You are blinded by satan, it is he who blinded you mind lest the light of the glory of Christ should shine upon you.

Just ask any genuine satanist if satan is real (you won't because you fear the truth).

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Do you truly believe that do not believe in the Truth of the gospel just because you choose to? You are blinded by satan, it is he who blinded you mind lest the light of the glory of Christ should shine upon you.

Just ask any genuine satanist if satan is real (you won't because you fear the truth).

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One man’s delusion does not validate another man’s delusion.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
One man’s delusion does not validate another man’s delusion.

You bandy the word delusional around constantly without any genuine substantiation. You have been given support both empirical support and eyewitness support and yet almost like an automatonm you come to the conclusion in the face of all of this that there is delusion (without explaining why you believe there is delusion).

Why do you incessantly fall back on that word delusion when you cannot support it? I think your college professors would not be pleased with your approach to discovering whether something is true or not. It appears that your mind is already made up.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You bandy the word delusional around constantly without any genuine substantiation. You have been given support both empirical support and eyewitness support and yet almost like an automatonm you come to the conclusion in the face of all of this that there is delusion (without explaining why you believe there is delusion).

Why do you incessantly fall back on that word delusion when you cannot support it? I think your college professors would not be pleased with your approach to discovering whether something is true or not. It appears that your mind is already made up.

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I am not the person making the extraordinary claims. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. You have not met the high standard of extraordinary proof. Therefore, I can only conclude that you are delusional.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You bandy the word delusional around constantly without any genuine substantiation. You have been given support both empirical support and eyewitness support and yet almost like an automatonm you come to the conclusion in the face of all of this that there is delusion (without explaining why you believe there is delusion).

Why do you incessantly fall back on that word delusion when you cannot support it? I think your college professors would not be pleased with your approach to discovering whether something is true or not. It appears that your mind is already made up.

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As is yours 😉

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[COLOR=darkblue]Prove that I am not from the motherland called Krypton. 😄
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You lie about being from Krypton because you are not worthy of Marlon Brando

Originally posted by AngryManatee
You lie about being from Krypton because you are not worthy of Marlon Brando
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Originally posted by AngryManatee
You lie about being from Krypton because you are not worthy of Marlon Brando

Don't hate on my pedigree, you'll never be a Kryptonian like me.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Don't hate on my pedigree, you'll never be a Kryptonian like me.

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Kryptonians don't mean much to a czarnian. The only one that matters is Marlon "not your father" Brando.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Kryptonians don't mean much to a czarnian. The only one that matters is Marlon "not your father" Brando.

Me and my girl at the prom (sigh...the memories, the moments, the enchantment of it all).

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