The U.S. Constitution Mentions Jesus Christ

Started by JesusIsAlive35 pages

Originally posted by ThePittman
Way to gloss over the post, it is man that determines that a book is to be part of the canon so it is man with his flaws is to say what the word of God is, you don’t see a problem with this? The other issue is that these are “inspired” writings of God, so man again with his flaws wrote the words of God, you don’t see a problem with this?

You say that I have to interrupt the meaning of the scriptures, this lead only too many different variations of it so who version is correct and why not take it as it is written?

So why did they need this rule? Why did women have these questions? We they dumb and couldn’t control themselves and me could?

I didn't gloss over anything, I answered each one of your statements one-by-one.

No, I don't see a problem with that.

I never said anything about you interrupting anything.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
No, seriously, I haven't chosen anything (I had nothing to do with the canon of Scripture i.e. how it was compiled). However, those who did compile the canon did so according to careful guidelines (it was not an abitrary, whimsical process).

As far as Bible translations, I prefer a literal, word-for-word translation such as the King James or New King James Bible as opposed to a paraphrase as the NIV etc.

http://www.bible.org/page.php?page_id=697

Click on this link for information about the canon of Scripture, I have to run.

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I am serious. You made a choice. I am not talking about anyone else. You looked at all the bibles in the world and said "this one is the true word of god". Or did you just take the one that your parents gave you?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am serious. You made a choice. I am not talking about anyone else. You looked at all the bibles in the world and said "this one is the true word of god". Or did you just take the one that your parents gave you?

Parents? boxed2 What parents? I flew in on a spaceship.

My name is Kalel and all I remember are these green crystals in my spaceship.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I didn't gloss over anything, I answered each one of your statements one-by-one.

No, I don't see a problem with that.

I never said anything about you [B]interrupting anything. [/B]

Yes you did and no you didn't. So you are now telling me that man knows the meaning of God?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Parents? boxed2 What parents? I flew in on a spaceship.

My name is Kalel and all I remember are these green crystals in my spaceship.

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Superman was never baptised. 😛

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
YY Males do exist, but usually live a very short painful life.
Actually no. YY is fatal. XYY exists. While the Y chromosome has sex determinant genes, the X has essential genes. XO can survive.

Funny, "god" is intrisically masculine despite having no sexual organs, no hormones, no genetics. He just is. How utterly ridiculous.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Parents? boxed2 What parents? I flew in on a spaceship.

My name is Kalel and all I remember are these green crystals in my spaceship.

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Also, there is this one curl that I can't get rid of on my forehead.

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Actually no. YY is fatal. XYY exists. While the Y chromosome has sex determinant genes, the X has essential genes. XO can survive.

Funny, "god" is intrisically masculine despite having no sexual organs, no hormones, no genetics. He just is. How utterly ridiculous.


Phew. For a second there, I thought the creator of the universe required a physical form to be masculine.

For a second there I thought you were applying physical human defined descriptives to a supposedly transcendent being.

God is omnipotent. God is omniscient. God transcends all human things. God must be masculine. 🙄

It is not I who originally described him as such, but God Himself.

"God" through the Bible, scribed by humans and translated more times than I can remember, then selectively edited to exclude the apocrypha.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Also, there is this one curl that I can't get rid of on my forehead.

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That would be your brain...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That would be your brain...

Also, I seem to have only weakness: this green crystal-like stuff.

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
"God" through the Bible, scribed by humans and translated more times than I can remember, then selectively edited to exclude the apocrypha.

'Tis a shame.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Parents? boxed2 What parents? I flew in on a spaceship.

My name is Kalel and all I remember are these green crystals in my spaceship.

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Da...Dad? Ma...Mom? It's starting to come back to me now *Superman music starts playing*

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Why...why...I am Spiderman! No, wait, Batman? No wait (it's on the tip of my tongue). Can you help me out Shakyamunison?

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Originally posted by Lana
What you believe is your business alone, and you've no place telling others they should believe something.

That sounds like you're telling him what he should believe and how he should act.

Besides, what about the subjectivity of morality? Maybe it's right for him to tell other people what they ought to believe even if you think it's wrong.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Da...Dad? Ma...Mom? It's starting to come back to me now *Superman music starts playing*

YouTube video

Why...why...I am Spiderman! No, wait, Batman? No wait (it's on the tip of my tongue). Can you help me out Shakyamunison?

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I'm Superkid! No, wait Superson? (One of these days I'll get it right).

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GOD JUST SHUT UP

Your attempts to be affable are more irritating than your rambling, page-long blocks of blue text!

Originally posted by FeceMan
GOD JUST SHUT UP

Your attempts to be affable are more irritating than your rambling, page-long blocks of blue text!

I knew there was a reason why we never correspond, you have issues. I have never met a "so-called" Christian like you. You are abrasive and bitter constantly (are you sure that you are born again?)

There's a reason why I'm going to take the title of "Christian Killer" some day.

*Rubs his temples.*

It burns.