2007 Rapture?

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Hmmmm if the rapture is in seven days..... I am so f*cked....

The Rapture is not in seven days (as such). The Rapture is an imminent event that could occur at any time.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The Rapture is not in seven days (as such). The Rapture is an imminent event that could occur at any time.

I just raptured in my pants.

🙁

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
4 days : 118 hours : 7,105 minutes until the Rapture! 😱

The Rapture of the church is an imminent event that could occur at any time (even today). There is no set day or date (as far as we are concerned) that the Rapture will occur on. There are many who have set dates but all of them have failed to predict the Rapture. No person knows the day nor hour of the Rapture. Perhaps it may be possible to know the year or season though.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The Rapture of the church is an imminent event that could occur at any time (even today). There is no set day or date (as far as we are concerned) that the Rapture will occur on. There are many who have set dates but all of them have failed to predict the Rapture. No person knows the [B]day nor hour of the Rapture. Perhaps it may be possible to know the year or season though. [/B]

No, it is imposable to know the year or season of an event that will never happen. 😉

Originally posted by Boris
I just raptured in my pants.

🙁

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
The Rapture is not in seven days (as such). The Rapture is an imminent event that could occur at any time.

I give it 6.5 billion years

Originally posted by AngryManatee
I give it 6.5 billion years

More like 5 billion is when the Sun will come to the Earth, and there will not be any saint around then.

Originally posted by Boris
I just raptured in my pants.

🙁

Your penis is missing?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Your penis is missing?

😆 OMG I can't breath.hysterical

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
More like 5 billion is when the Sun will come to the Earth, and there will not be any saint around then.

I dunno I got my number from last month's Astronomy magazine, but I guess there's really no telling. Give or take a billion years hah.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
I dunno I got my number from last month's Astronomy magazine, but I guess there's really no telling. Give or take a billion years hah.

I was hoping we could get into an argument over a billion and a half years. 😆

yes the rapture is imminent. and it will be because of THIS MAN.

jesus trembles before his might. yahweh wets his pants. the man closest to god, SHAKA!!!!!!!!

This
is
cool.

What is cool?

Bouncy, bouncy.

Oh! I see

I don't

the thing about all of this, is if we are wrong it will not matter to us, but if you are wrong, then what?