2007 Rapture?

It didn't happen! OH noez!

Teh Biblez ist wrongz!

From the original post/rant, he still has until September 22nd to "pwn" us all.

Good news, you still have 75 days (or so) to find Jesus! Hurry, get your Jesus, you don't want to be left standing on the corner with the Jews, Muslims, Homos, Atheist, Hindis etc. when the rapture bus comes.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hindis

😕 I was unaware that it was a sin to speak a certain language.

(I know it was a typo, but I couldn't resist 😂 )

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't care about collecting the bet. You see all this talk about Rapture and god are just a waist of time. If you really want to bring heaven to Earth, then you have to love everyone regardless of how they believe. If everyone loved, there would be no room for hate.

I think that goes for everyone, not just JIA..even though its especially for him

Translation: listen to hippie music.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Translation: listen to hippie music.

I'd rather be a Hippie than a Fundamental Muslim

Hippies dont have a fixation on chopping off people's limbs

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I'd rather be a Hippie than a Fundamental Muslim

Hippies dont have a fixation on chopping off people's limbs

True. I'd rather spend my time rolling joints than rolling heads.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
True. I'd rather spend my time rolling joints than rolling heads.

😆 👆

Ofcourse, it's not Islam that is bad. Fundamental, anything, can be dangerous and unjust.

you all need to do the math

Originally posted by inner g
you all need to do the math

find the f' of "Rapture" by treating "Rapture" as a constant

Originally posted by inner g
you all need to do the math

What do you mean?

Ummmm, where is the rapture ever mentioned in the bible? I never saw it anywhere?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ummmm, where is the rapture ever mentioned in the bible? I never saw it anywhere?

It is NOT in the bible. 🙄

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ummmm, where is the rapture ever mentioned in the bible? I never saw it anywhere?

The Bible doesn't specifically state "rapture" or anything of the sort, it's a loose interpretation of "Thessalonians 4:13-18".

Originally posted by Robtard
The Bible doesn't specifically state "rapture" or anything of the sort, it's a loose interpretation of "Thessalonians 4:13-18".

That was a rhetorical question...I know it isn't in the bible. It is based off of a vision of a 15 year old girl in england a while back.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That was a rhetorical question...I know it isn't in the bible. It is based off of a vision of a 15 year old girl in england a while back.

But you are mistaken because the concept of the Rapture is in the Bible.

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18
13 But I do not want you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning those who have fallen asleep, lest you sorrow as others who have no hope. 14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so God will bring with Him those who sleep in Jesus.
15 For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. 16 For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore comfort one another with these words.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
[Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore comfort one another with these words. [/B]

Today my plane crashed into an angel.

Originally posted by Alliance
Today my plane crashed into an angel.

I feel sorry for that plane (the Bible states that God's angels excel in strength).

Where does that say that in the Bible?

If God/heaven reside in the sky/clouds...why can we fly through it..and why did the Church change their interpretaiton of the word "heaven?"

Originally posted by Alliance
Where does that say that in the Bible?

If God/heaven reside in the sky/clouds...why can we fly through it..and why did the Church change their interpretaiton of the word "heaven?"

(Third) Heaven (where God resides) is not in the sky/clouds; it is not located on earth. Heaven is perhaps situated on top of the universe (in the sides of the North).