Ask Strangelove

Started by Röland236 pages

Originally posted by silver_tears
All over. naughty

Problem? 13

That's exactly what I need. 😏

Not at all. I like it. 13

Originally posted by Röland
That's exactly what I need. 😏

Not at all. I like it. 13

Fabulous, sign here, here and here. Initial here. We'll call you. 13

You should see what I do with Barbies and Kens. shock

why do we outgrow barbies?🙁

Originally posted by silver_tears
Fabulous, sign here, here and here. Initial here. We'll call you. 13

You should see what I do with Barbies and Kens. shock

*signs* Call me anytime, 24/7. 13

Irene makes her Barbie dolls have sex. oh

Originally posted by Röland
*signs* Call me anytime, 24/7. 13

Irene makes her Barbie dolls have sex. oh

I have that in writing now. ermm

With and without clothes on. shock

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
why do we outgrow barbies?🙁
same reason we outgrow anything. It isn't marketed to our age group.

Dear Strangelove,

What did you think of my old ass sprite comix?

I still collect Barbies. ermm

Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Strangelove,

What did you think of my old ass sprite comix?

I'm sorry, buddy, I haven't read it yet. First week of classes and all

Why do I hate the Pussycat Dolls so much?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why do I hate the Pussycat Dolls so much?

Dontcha?tongue_ss

Aww...

Sad goat...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Dontcha?tongue_ss

I'm gonna undo your buttons. tongue_ss

Originally posted by silver_tears
I have that in writing now. ermm

With and without clothes on. shock

Well you better own up to your side of the contract. 13

Haha you make them dry hump. 😆

Originally posted by Röland
Well you better own up to your side of the contract. 13

Haha you make them dry hump. 😆

I'm no quitter. eyes

Dry? dodgy

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm no quitter. eyes

Dry? dodgy

That's good I don't like quitters. 13

So it's wet? leftright

Originally posted by Röland
That's good I don't like quitters. 13

So it's wet? leftright

You and me both. naughty

I have a Barbie pool you see. Pool sex is the best sex. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
You and me both. naughty

I have a Barbie pool you see. Pool sex is the best sex. 13

Can we get to the sex now? 😏

I heard that if you have sex in a pool the chlorine can damage your penis if it gets inside it. ermm

Originally posted by Röland
Can we get to the sex now? 😏

I heard that if you have sex in a pool the chlorine can damage your penis if it gets inside it. ermm

Kay, but I'll need to rub you down first. hmm

Insert before getting in the water, duh. doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Kay, but I'll need to rub you down first. hmm

Insert before getting in the water, duh. doped

Will there be lotion involved? 😱

True, but it can also happen while inserted and in the water. ermm