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Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eclipso
Exactly what condition does George Bush have? Cerebral palsy? Down syndrome? Somebody just whacked him in the head like 50 times with a golf club?
He doesn't have a condition, he just has poor verbal skills. Never accuse him of being stupid. He's smarter than he appears. And he's evil. But not stupid.
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
No 😬
Originally posted by Scythe

Looloo: Hai Mr. Strangelove! I'm Looloo, Scythe's daughter, can I play in your yard? I promise I won't be loud. Pweese?

go ahead. The fact that I don't really have a yard could be detrimental though

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Strangelove
go ahead. The fact that I don't really have a yard could be detrimental though

Looloo: Mkay Mr. Strangelove!

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

why is loo loo so creepy

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Coldfire
why is loo loo so creepy
look at her father ermm

TRH Grand Poobah

Originally posted by Strangelove
look at her father ermm
Look at your mother

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Strangelove
look at her father ermm

true lol
Originally posted by TRH
Look at your mother

what a comeback! =O

Scythe The Goat

Huh! Ya know, I just realized that those giant white patches on killer whales aren't really their eyes....

I feel.....I feel so bad....it's like my whole world came crashing down....

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by TRH
Look at your mother
Ummm....you're a moron getout1

Mišt Senior Member

Who do you love, baby? naughty

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Scythe
Huh! Ya know, I just realized that those giant white patches on killer whales aren't really their eyes....

I feel.....I feel so bad....it's like my whole world came crashing down....


aww -patpat-
Originally posted by Strangelove
Ummm....you're a moron getout1

haha 😄

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Mišt
Who do you love, baby? naughty
Jimmy Hoffa

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Strangelove
Jimmy Hoffa

Oh...sadwalk

Scythe The Goat

Dear Stranglove,

Did Hitler and the Spice Girls kill the dinosaurs?

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh...sadwalk

aww hug
Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Stranglove,

Did Hitler and the Spice Girls kill the dinosaurs?


Maybeh

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh...sadwalk
and some chap named Fog....or Spray....or Condensation, something like that
Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Stranglove,

Did Hitler and the Spice Girls kill the dinosaurs?

No, dinosaurs are a trick of Satan to try and turn you from the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Strangelove
and some chap named Fog....or Spray....or Condensation, something like that No, dinosaurs are a trick of Satan to try and turn you from the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Damn I was so off >.<

Röland Masked Vigilante

Do your shoes represent you in a court of law?

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Strangelove
No, dinosaurs are a trick of Satan to try and turn you from the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

That can't be, I was over at Satan's house the other day, and that bundle of sticks forgot he owes me $7.14 for buying his "girlfriend" that box of tampons. I mean, are you kidding me? This jackass invented dinosaurs? The only thing Satan invented is the melon-baller.

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Will Britney Spears ever just die?

Mišt Senior Member
Originally posted by Coldfire
Will Britney Spears ever just die?

Sadly, no. She was sent by Satan to torment us for eternityweep