For the last time! Satan is an idiot! He was the child who stuck lego blocks up his bum in hope of attracting a choo choo train! There's no way he can think of something clever.
The unemployment office called me, said Satan can't even put on his bra, so they want me to fill in. I will now be referred to as: Satan-Scythe-Clause-Glenn!
Originally posted by Röland
If I sat in the park and waited for a random jogging chick to come by, then threw myself onto her, would that be a good way to meet her?
I suggest you hide behind a bush, and when she passes you, jog behind her, pass her, and pretend to sprain an ankle. 13
Originally posted by Mišt
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Originally posted by EclipsoPorphyria is thought to be the cause of vampirism
What genetic blood disease is largely thought to be responsible for the Vampire (and through a different strain) Werewolf legends?
And clinical lycanthropy is a mental illness that causes people to think they can transform into animals.