Ask Strangelove

Started by Barker236 pages

Forgot what thread I was in. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Forgot what thread I was in. haermm
that's what they all say disgustfist

hi 🙂

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why is it if I type in everything in Google I only get "Results 1 - 10 of about 573,000,000 for everything"?

Explain the term "Divine Right of Kings"

Originally posted by ThePittman
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Likely not, but it's a good way for those low-life bastards to learn disgustfist
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why is it if I type in everything in Google I only get "[b]Results 1 - 10 of about 573,000,000 for everything"? [/B]
Obviously they don't know the true meaning of everything.

Will I have a good day tomorrow? ermm

What is the square root of my ass in your face? srug

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Will I have a good day tomorrow? ermm
Maybe
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What is the square root of my ass in your face? srug
Your ass in my ass divided by your ass is my face srug

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How does the system of Government known as "Theocracy" work?

Originally posted by ThePittman
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Because the Chinese have only begun to screw us over wit their mindgames
Originally posted by Eclipso
How does the system of Government known as "Theocracy" work?
It's run by the church, obviously

Why is it that when you're drunk, you get very hungry? Last night I got completely blitzed (big surprise!) and I got an insatiable craving for Jacin in the Box. I ate a TV dinner, instead. 😐

Why is 2+2 4?

Do stairs go up or down?

Originally posted by Impediment
Why is it that when you're drunk, you get very hungry? Last night I got completely blitzed (big surprise!) and I got an insatiable craving for Jacin in the Box. I ate a TV dinner, instead. 😐
I'm not sure. I've only been drunk once, and I wasn't hungry at all. Plus, I was told by a friend that you shouldn't eat, anyway.
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why is 2+2 4?
Why not?
Originally posted by ThePittman
Do stairs go up or down?
Depends, which way you going?

Dear Strangelove,
Would you ever help me ensalve a nation for child breeding?

Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Strangelove,
Would you ever help me ensalve a nation for child breeding?
Not right now, I got a thing

Originally posted by Strangelove
Not right now, I got a thing

The hell's a thing?