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Puzzle Senior Member

Strangelove, what if I said I found love again, in an unexpected source?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Puzzle
Strangelove, what if I said I found love again, in an unexpected source?
I would say good for you!

LordFear Senior Member

Why can't I get a date on saturday night?
why does my penis itch when masturbating thinking about my mother?
is feline sex warm or cold?

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by LordFear
Why can't I get a date on saturday night?
Because you're a freak.
why does my penis itch when masturbating thinking about my mother?
Because you're a freak. A really creepy freak
is feline sex warm or cold?
Who cares?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ThePittman
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Because fabric just can't take it

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Can you go back in time by freezing yourself? vin

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why are Pringles curved?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Barker
Can you go back in time by freezing yourself? vin
No, that's just stupid. You use a time machine for that
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why are Pringles curved?
to contour to our tongues

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Strangelove
If you ask my opinion, you should stop being such a freak

Being plain is so lastyear, such things that scare others are interesting to play out, wouldn't you agree?

Impediment Endless

What's the difference between an alcoholic, a drunk, and a lush?

Scythe The Goat

Dear Strangelove,
Why won't Impediment buy me a rhino? I really want one. REALLY, REALLY WANT ONE...

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scythe
Being plain is so lastyear, such things that scare others are interesting to play out, wouldn't you agree?
Well, I'm different, but I don't talk about eating baby bears...😬
Originally posted by Impediment
What's the difference between an alcoholic, a drunk, and a lush?
An alcoholic is someone who is a chronic drinker, and it's classified as a disease. A drunk is just someone who is drunk at the time. And a lush is a more friendly term for a drunk, I believe
Originally posted by Scythe
Dear Strangelove,
Why won't Impediment buy me a rhino? I really want one. REALLY, REALLY WANT ONE...
Because....he doesn't want to buy you one?

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Why have i been gone for so long

silver_tears Senior Member

What's your favourite band?

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Strangelove
Well, I'm different, but I don't talk about eating baby bears...😬

Mmm, baby bears....drools....

Originally posted by Strangelove
I believe Because....he doesn't want to buy you one?

He never buys me anything...

Impediment Endless
Originally posted by Scythe
He never buys me anything...

What about the wine coolers and the ferret, you ingrate? 😠

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Impediment
What about the wine coolers and the ferret, you ingrate? 😠

Wine coolers? WINE COOLERS?! What am I, a chick!