Ask Strangelove

Started by Impediment236 pages
Impediment Endless
Originally posted by Scythe
Wine coolers? WINE COOLERS?! What am I, a chick!

eyes

silver_tears Senior Member

Why do caterpillars turn into butterflies?

silver_tears Senior Member

Why is pi neverending?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why have i been gone for so long
Because...you were?
Originally posted by silver_tears
What's your favourite band?
It's a tie between Guster and The White Stripes

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why do caterpillars turn into butterflies?
they get tired of crawling around, so they go "**** this shit" and then you make that cocoon just to spite the trees
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why is pi neverending?
all irrational numbers such as pi are neverending. Like one third is
.333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

forever.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Impediment
eyes

Yeah, I went there.

Dear Strangelove,
Why did I go there?

Eclipso Restricted

Why don't cats ever be quiet when you tell them to?

Impediment Endless

Why won't Raeann (BlackSunshine) let me have my way with her when I am feeling horny? She always has some lame excuse like, "I have a headache" or "I'm not in the mood!"

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway?

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do
Originally posted by Impediment
Why won't Raeann (BlackSunshine) let me have my way with her when I am feeling horny? She always has some lame excuse like, "I have a headache" or "I'm not in the mood!"

I DO NOT do that!!!! 😠

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, I went there.

Dear Strangelove,
Why did I go there?

I don't know, who cares
Originally posted by Eclipso
Why don't cats ever be quiet when you tell them to?
Because cats don't care what you think. And that's what I love about them.
Originally posted by Impediment
Why won't Raeann (BlackSunshine) let me have my way with her when I am feeling horny? She always has some lame excuse like, "I have a headache" or "I'm not in the mood!"
Apparently, she doesn't ermm
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Balance, I believe
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? Aren't They going to see you naked anyway?
To give you the illusion of modesty

Puzzle Senior Member
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I DO NOT do that!!!! 😠

Yeah...she says that only because she is worn out from sex with The Puzzle.

BlackSunshine Do what you want to do
Originally posted by Puzzle
Yeah...she says that only because she is worn out from sex with The Puzzle.

It's true. weep

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't know, who cares

You just won't stop till I weep, won't you....

Eclipso Restricted

Why is there always bad weather on days when I want to go out?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eclipso
Why is there always bad weather on days when I want to go out?
Because God hates you

Eclipso Restricted

Why is it, I never get below an 80% in english, yet I keep F**king up with the damn alphabet?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eclipso
Why is it, I never get below an 80% in english, yet I keep F**king up with the damn alphabet?
you're a closet dyslexic ermm

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Why are you cooler than this person

Eclipso Restricted
Originally posted by ThePittman
Why are you cooler than this person

Stranglove is cooler then me and you combined.