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Originally posted by Puzzle
Dear Strangelove,

How is it that women can go from 0 to b!tch in 2.3 seconds? Seriously...I'm hating women at the moment.

It's the estrogen
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
dear mr. love

if dr. gonzo is a male why then are his tastes so effiminate?!

😕

Because he's an effeminate man?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

💃 Taking questions like it's nobody's business 💃

dave_kodak Party Dave

slow list of questions... i guess you answered all the questions.... and now, nobody has any left...

Eccentric -

Strangelove,

Please tell my why I wasn't born to be the owner of the vanilla coke factory, I feel as if my life has no meaning.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Because God wants you to fight for what you believe in. Or assassinate the CEO of Coke. Whichever works for you

Eccentric -

Strangelove,

What works for you?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Eccentric
Strangelove,

What works for you?

Doing nothing usually works for me sleepio

Eccentric -

Strangelove,

Where does chocolate come from?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

The cacao bean

Puzzle Senior Member

Dear Strangelove,

How do you make Pop Rocks?

Eccentric -

Strangelove,

How do you make Puzzle giggle?

Puzzle Senior Member

Dear Strangelove,

Is there a way to make Eccentric more sexy? I say no.

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Originally posted by Puzzle
Dear Strangelove,

How do you make Pop Rocks?

Rock candy and the technology that makes Rice Krispies snap crackle and pop, I think
Originally posted by Eccentric
Strangelove,

How do you make Puzzle giggle?

Say chicken butt ✅
Originally posted by Puzzle
Dear Strangelove,

Is there a way to make Eccentric more sexy? I say no.

Eccentricity is quite sexy, yes.

TRH Grand Poobah

Strangelove,If a tree falls in the middle of the woods with nobody around does it make a sound?

Slay Skyhighatrist

Why are they X and Y chromosomes? Why not O and ß chromosomes?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by TRH
Strangelove,If a tree falls in the middle of the woods with nobody around does it make a sound?
Yes it does. To suggest that something falling doesn't make a sound just for lack of witnesses is idiotic.
Originally posted by Slay
Why are they X and Y chromosomes? Why not O and ß chromosomes?
Is that saying Omicron and Beta chromosomes? hmm

They did it because math uses x and y all the time, for consistency

Eccentric -

Strangelove,

Why is this health bar covered in chocolate?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Because women love chocolate

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Strangelove
Yes it does. To suggest that something falling doesn't make a sound just for lack of witnesses is idiotic. Is that saying Omicron and Beta chromosomes? hmm

They did it because math uses x and y all the time, for consistency


No, it's saying O and ß chromosomes, moron. 😐

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Will Meachem fall to the Chargers? pray