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Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Why do I like pizza?
Because it's delicious

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

Why am I good at english homework?

Marth18 Old School Cool

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Why am I good at english homework?
Because you pay attention in English class

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
"You will sentence me to six years in prison"

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Strangelove
Because you pay attention in English class

Is that true?
Is the world big?

Marth18 Old School Cool
Originally posted by Strangelove
"You will sentence me to six years in prison"

😉

Punkyhermy like memory in motion
Originally posted by Strangelove
You should eat something. If you just ate or you're not hungry, you should do homework. If you don't have homework, just stay here. If you don't want to stay here...I dunno, go to sleep srug

hhm...

😐

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

Am I cool?
Do you like the number 9?
What do you think about my teacher?
Why do I have a green shirt?
Why is there no god?

Marth18 Old School Cool

What is broken every time it's spoken?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Is that true?
If' you're good at English homework, I assume you pay attention...srug

Is the world big?
Not as big as it used to be, but yeah, it's pretty damn big

Marth18 Old School Cool
Originally posted by Marth18
What is broken every time it's spoken?
~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Is this -----> em_sexy_girl creepy?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Am I cool?
You're 14. There are no cool 14 years olds. I have a 13 year old brother. They're all annoying

Do you like the number 9?
I have no feelings about the number 9 one way or the other

What do you think about my teacher?
He/she doesn't get paid as much as he/she should

Why do I have a green shirt?
because you like green

Why is there no god?
Because you touch yourself at night

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Silence
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Is this -----> em_sexy_girl creepy?
It's creepy and a little stupid

Marth18 Old School Cool

CHEATER

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
CHEATER
I've heard all these before

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

So my hair is wet. and i have to leave for class in a bit.

what do i do?!

Marth18 Old School Cool

Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why is punkyhermy so weird