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Started by Inspectah Deck236 pages
Inspectah Deck life is a dream
Originally posted by Strangelove
There is no such thing as tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes. Because you know what tomorrow is as soon as it comes? Today. What is today but tomorrow's yesterday?

what if yesterday came after today?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
what if yesterday came after today?
now that's just silly. Yesterday can't come before today because the concept of yesterday was invented by man and the logic cannot be circumvented. Yesterday cannot come after today, because by definition it comes before today

Inspectah Deck life is a dream
Originally posted by Strangelove
now that's just silly.

not as silly as the last couple of pages 😛

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
not as silly as the last couple of pages 😛
sorry, I expanded on that, read the edited post 😛

It's true though. I'd rather answer real questions

Marth18 Old School Cool

What if the UFO's we've been spotting are really us from the future because we invented time machines

Blanka I has a titlez

do fish ever get thirsty?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
What if the UFO's we've been spotting are really us from the future because we invented time machines
That seems improbable. It's probably a military thing that we don't know about right now
Originally posted by Blanka
do fish ever get thirsty?
I would assume not 😬

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why is lance bass gay?

Blanka I has a titlez

can vegitatians eat animal crackers since thats disrespecting animals

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
Why is lance bass gay?
Because he turned to the devil from Christ furious
Originally posted by Blanka
can vegitatians eat animal crackers since thats disrespecting animals
I don't see why they wouldn't, it's bread

Röland Masked Vigilante

why does this guy on t.v. look like a Orc from LOTR?

Blanka I has a titlez

whats 1+1

Marth18 Old School Cool

Why did you future wife come back in time to my room to say this "Honey, you are really pathetic answering these questions"...

and then make sweet love to me naughty

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
why does this guy on t.v. look like a Orc from LOTR?
because he's quite ugly
Originally posted by Blanka
whats 1+1
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Originally posted by Marth18
Why did you future wife come back in time to my room to say this "Honey, you are really pathetic answering these questions"...

and then make sweet love to me naughty

why should I care if I haven't married her yet?

Marth18 Old School Cool

She said you would ask that question, and she also said if you did happen to ask that question....your baby is really mine

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
She said you would ask that question, and she also said if you did happen to ask that question....your baby is really mine
I don't have a baby...you know how I know that? I'm a virgin.

Marth18 Old School Cool

You dont have a baby....yet...because your wife is now pregnant when she goes back to the future

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Marth18
You dont have a baby....yet...because your wife is now pregnant when she goes back to the future
Can we spare the idiocy, please? 😬

Röland Masked Vigilante

this question is being transferred to the all knowing Strangelove

How come guys with long hair are always skinny as hell?

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
this question is being transferred to the all knowing Strangelove

How come guys with long hair are always skinny as hell?

It could be because the long hair takes all attention to the hair, only making you think that they're skinnier than they are. Or maybe skinny people are statistically likely to have long hair. I don't have the exact answer srug