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Dear Strangelove.

Why is it That its so hard to leave a really warm relaxing shower?

Originally posted by kodak
Dear Strangelove.

Why is it That its so hard to leave a really warm relaxing shower?

Because it's warm? And relaxing? And being out of a warm and relaxing shower is neither?

The self-answering questions are annoying, folks 😬

AllKnowing Dr Love aint no Stranger:
We all know that when you drop a cat from a few feet, it lands upright.
and it is a fact that when you drop a piece of buttered bread, it lands with the buttered side down
Here is my question: What happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat? Which would land first?

Originally posted by TOH
AllKnowing Dr Love aint no Stranger:
We all know that when you drop a cat from a few feet, it lands upright.
and it is a fact that when you drop a piece of buttered bread, it lands with the buttered side down
Here is my question: What happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat? Which would land first?

No smilies, but I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Woke my dog up. Awesome stuff.

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Though I suppose to make it truly scientific we'd need to make it an obscenely large piece of bread, that is of equal weight to the cat.

Originally posted by TOH
AllKnowing Dr Love aint no Stranger:
We all know that when you drop a cat from a few feet, it lands upright.
and it is a fact that when you drop a piece of buttered bread, it lands with the buttered side down
Here is my question: What happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat? Which would land first?

Originally posted by Tattoo

😂

Originally posted by TOH
AllKnowing Dr Love aint no Stranger:
We all know that when you drop a cat from a few feet, it lands upright.
and it is a fact that when you drop a piece of buttered bread, it lands with the buttered side down
Here is my question: What happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat? Which would land first?
Originally posted by Tattoo

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because it's warm? And relaxing? And being out of a warm and relaxing shower is neither?

The self-answering questions are annoying, folks 😬

ok,

Dear Strangelove.

What is Your Review on Joseph Pulver’s novel "Nightmare’s Disciple", And How do you feel about Cthulhu?

I shall bring you back to life...

why have i done so?

Why can't booking my hotel in Vegas go smoothly? 😬

Originally posted by kodak
ok,

Dear Strangelove.

What is Your Review on Joseph Pulver’s novel "Nightmare’s Disciple", And How do you feel about Cthulhu?

Haven't read it.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I shall bring you back to life...

why have i done so?

Because you'e bored?
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Why can't booking my hotel in Vegas go smoothly? 😬
Because Vegas is a busy place.

Taking your questions.......now

I'll give you a question later... I'm so exhausted right now

Originally posted by Strangelove
Taking your questions.......now

what's wrong with me? ermhappy

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
what's wrong with me? ermhappy
You're a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, that's what's wrong with you ermmhappy

Originally posted by Strangelove
You're a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, that's what's wrong with you ermmhappy

Is that why you want me so much? ermhappy

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Is that why you want me so much? ermhappy
Mebbe ermmhappy

Originally posted by Strangelove
Mebbe ermmhappy

creepy ermhappy

Will Christmas ever be a religious holiday instead of a commercial shopping holiday that means absolutely nothing?

it was once.