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Started by Röland236 pages

I quit my job and am going to have a new one at the local pizza place.

This very attractive girl works there I'm single so should I hit on her? 😱

Originally posted by Röland
I quit my job and am going to have a new one at the local pizza place.

This very attractive girl works there I'm single so should I hit on her? 😱

nono don't dip your pen in the company ink.

😛 Seriously though, it's a bad idea. If you try going out with her, and it doesn't work, that'll make for very tense moments around the workplace that no one wants to deal with. I've worked around couples before, it never ends good.

edit: Hitting on her is fine, just don't go out with her

Originally posted by Strangelove
edit: Hitting on her is fine, just don't go out with her

Hooray!

So a good line would be "How about me and you go sex it up in the storage room?" 😛

I'm kidding. 😐

Originally posted by Röland
Hooray!

So a good line would be "How about me and you go sex it up in the storage room?" 😛

I'm kidding. 😐

A bit blunt, but it might work hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
A bit blunt, but it might work hmm

I like to be very forward with the people I wish to sex it up with.

Originally posted by Röland
I like to be very forward with the people I wish to sex it up with.
Better than being backward....unless you like it like that ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Better than being backward....unless you like it like that ermm

There's a backward way? 😑

Originally posted by Röland
There's a backward way? 😑
I'm not sure, it was a bad innuendo, I guess 😐

Originally posted by Röland
There's a backward way? 😑

Well duh ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I haven't watched it yet.

Fairly well, despite all the suckiness in my life

sorry to hear that, would a super neat-O question make it better?

Originally posted by dave_kodak
sorry to hear that, would a super neat-O question make it better?
if you have one, that'd be swell

What should I study for my philosophy exam tomorrow? shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
What should I study for my philosophy exam tomorrow? shock
The important stuff

Originally posted by Strangelove
if you have one, that'd be swell

Dear Strangelove,
For your entertainment, and that of others who may and or may not be reading this, i have come up with the one question.

This Question is unlike any other, it has power this world can not, and will not ever have seen, heard, known the likes of.

Do You Know Who Took.... my tic-tac's i cant find them anywhere its really not cool?

Regards, Dave_kodak.

P.S. Please feed stan.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well duh ermm

Edumacate me. 😊

That left me slightly unfulfilled dontgetit

What do you recommend for a case of heartburn, when no kinds of Rolaids or Tums are available?

Mineral water 👆

Originally posted by dave_kodak
Dear Strangelove,
For your entertainment, and that of others who may and or may not be reading this, i have come up with the one question.

This Question is unlike any other, it has power this world can not, and will not ever have seen, heard, known the likes of.

Do You Know Who Took.... my tic-tac's i cant find them anywhere its really not cool?

Regards, Dave_kodak.

P.S. Please feed stan.

The tic-tac gnomes
Originally posted by Impediment
What do you recommend for a case of heartburn, when no kinds of Rolaids or Tums are available?
Originally posted by silver_tears
Mineral water 👆
never having had heartburn (that I'm aware of), I'll go with Irene on this one

what do you know about the greek-persian wars?