Ask Strangelove

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
what do you know about the greek-persian wars?

By the way, Trojan Man never participated in the Trojan War like most prostitutes say.

where do flies go at night?

Originally posted by Scythe
By the way, Trojan Man never participated in the Trojan War like most prostitutes say.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Right

Tis a fact.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Ask me anything. Go ahead. I dare you. I will answer.

I make no guarantees on the accuracy of the answers.

Ok this more of a what should i do question. Or what would you do if you was me.

My ex broke my heart twice. He wants me back. I tell him no. But he not listen.

Nonna says I should hit him with rolling pin until he understands but how can i make him listen.

Cut him off cold turkey, no calls, no emails, no visits, etc. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times, well I'm just an idiot aren't I?

Sorry SL, had to droolio

But when I go back home to Lazio I will see him everyday he works with my father.

Maybe rolling pin is good idea.

Thanks Silver Tears

No problemo, it just to me looks like he uses you as a back up, like he'll break your heart if he thinks better things are around the corner, then when that doesn't work out he'll want you back because he doesn't want to be alone shrug

if he breaks your heart one more time i'll march over there and kick his sorry ass....

Originally posted by silver_tears
Cut him off cold turkey, no calls, no emails, no visits, etc. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times, well I'm just an idiot aren't I?

Sorry SL, had to droolio

Oh i am taking Silver Tears advice. With the rolling pin for back up.

oh?

Dear Strangelove.

this time we have a real problem.
you see, for the past how ever long, which would be about how ever long i've been alive, my family gets me the stupid gifts for the getting olderness, I.E. Birthday.

now this year my mom asked my cousin what to get me, now knowing him he eaither said something really really awesome in which i will enjoy, or something really really bad like a fake dick.

should i worry yes or no?

What is it like to be a supreme being such as yourself?

Originally posted by ThePittman
What is it like to be a supreme being such as yourself?

i've been asking that one for almost 20 years now.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
oh?

Dear Strangelove.

this time we have a real problem.
you see, for the past how ever long, which would be about how ever long i've been alive, my family gets me the stupid gifts for the getting olderness, I.E. Birthday.

now this year my mom asked my cousin what to get me, now knowing him he eaither said something really really awesome in which i will enjoy, or something really really bad like a fake dick.

should i worry yes or no?

Originally posted by ThePittman
What is it like to be a supreme being such as yourself?

if i get both, what should i do?

come back and tell us how it went 😄
whens your birthday?

in a few days nothing to talk about ... keep moving people.

NOTE TO ALL: Since I was born with a penis, I admit that I'm somewhat inadequate when it comes to answering relationship questions. So I'm bringing on Irene as an official consult to answer questions of this nature. I'll still offer my opinions, and guys' relationship questions will still be my territory of course, but that's the way it goes.

So, females, direct your relationship questions to Irene from now on. Still in this thread, tough.

G'day