Turning over a new leaf.

Started by ~Da Moose~15 pages
~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
You are about ten years older than me, but, why not? ermm

That's ok. We'll just tell them we're German. 🙂

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical BIATCH....

😄

Originally posted by Slay
ermm

Where's my wodka?ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's ok. We'll just tell them we're German. 🙂

No can do, Moosemeister.
Even I have my dignity. ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
😄

Where's my wodka?ermm


You already gave me the blowjobs? ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
No can do, Moosemeister.
Even I have my dignity. ermm

You're right. But at least it would explain why you call me daughter.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're right. But at least it would explain why you call me daughter.

True. We could give you a blond wig with ponytails, and a red skirt, and I could put on my old lederhosen. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
True. We could give you a blond wig with ponytails, and a red skirt, and I could put on my old lederhosen. ermm

😂 Yes...and then maybe we could slit my wrists?

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
You already gave me the blowjobs? ermm

Nope you're supposed to give me the wodka first.ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂 Yes...and then maybe we could slit my wrists?

No,no. I'll eat you and say you gave me permission to do so. ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nope you're supposed to give me the wodka first.ermm

Nono, you give me the blowjobs first. ermm

Naz Super Senior Member

Re: Turning over a new leaf.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.

To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.

I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.

I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.

Thanks.

~DaNiceMoose~

I'm so proud of you, Moosey. 😐

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
Nono, you give me the blowjobs first. ermm

You don't have the wodka do you?ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You don't have the wodka do you?ermm

I can buy a bottle. Only 49 cents. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone
Originally posted by Slay
No,no. I'll eat you and say you gave me permission to do so. ermm

Err....so then, my name is Hansel, or Gretel? 😕

~Da Moose~ Gone

Re: Re: Turning over a new leaf.

Originally posted by Naz
I'm so proud of you, Moosey. 😐

I don't believe you Nazzy.....😐

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Err....so then, my name is Hansel, or Gretel? 😕

Gretel.

Und I vill be der Heinrich.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme
Originally posted by Slay
I can buy a bottle. Only 49 cents. ermm

Your broke the deal.ermm

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, and I want them now. ermm

I'll give you TWO trips to Disneyland if we forget about the handjob.

ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your broke the deal.ermm

No I didn't. There were no agreements on when you would receive your wodka. ermm

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Slay
Gretel.

Und I vill be der Heinrich.

This trip is getting kinkier and kinkier all the time.

Wouldn't it just be easier to give me the handjob? 😕