Turning over a new leaf. · The Off-Topic Forum

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
This trip is getting kinkier and kinkier all the time.
Wouldn't it just be easier to give me the handjob? 😕

No. You can get off while watching the Disneychannel in your own room. ermm

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

This is outstandingly awkward

droolio

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
This is outstandingly awkward
droolio

Now, you can come into my room. naughty

To change my sheets. ermm

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Let me get my plastic gloves and infrared light.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Let me get my plastic gloves and infrared light.

Don't worry. Only me and your mom have been under that. ermm

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Slay
Don't worry. Only me and your mom have been under that. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Let me get my plastic gloves and infrared light.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~

Suit yourself.

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Slay
Suit yourself.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Let me get my plastic gloves and infrared light.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Slay
No I didn't. There were no agreements on when you would receive your wodka. ermm

Fair enough.ermm

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fair enough.ermm

Now then. ermm

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fair enough.ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Now then. ermm

LAGNAF anyone?

~Da Moose~ Gone

What the hell are you two going on about? I demand a trip to Disney World or a handjob, from someone, preferably not Alex, he squeezes too tight, or I'm going to get pissy! 😠

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
LAGNAF anyone?

LAGNAFEFDR anyone?

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
LAGNAF anyone?

😂

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What the hell are you two going on about? I demand a trip to Disney World or a handjob, from someone, preferably not Alex, he squeezes too tight, or I'm going to get pissy! 😠

You're going to get pissy if i squeeze to tight?

Ew.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're going to get pissy if i squeeze to tight?
Ew.

😂

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're going to get pissy if i squeeze to tight?
Ew.

hysterical

No, gaylord, that is not what I said. You read out of context, AGAIN. But, I suppose you DID manage to read at all, which is a step in the right direction.

~Da Rev~ Cummin Soon

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical
No, gaylord, that is not what I said. You read out of context, AGAIN. But, I suppose you DID manage to read at all, which is a step in the right direction.

No. I only was able to read that part 🙁

I'm living a lie!!!!!!!!!11!1

and another thing....Gaylord? Thats not my name. Its pronounced Gayasssexbuttholehotness ~da rev~ Alex *insert last name here*

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
No. I only was able to read that part 🙁
I'm living a lie!!!!!!!!!11!1

We'll work on your phonics a little bit more tomorrow.

For now, just go stand in front of the mirror and pretend you're in a marching band again. I know it has nothing to do with reading, it just makes me laugh.

and another thing....Gaylord? Thats not my name. Its pronounced Gayasssexbuttholehotness ~da rev~ Alex *insert last name here*

I'm sorry..that's just my pet name for you.

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We'll work on your phonics a little bit more tomorrow.
For now, just go stand in front of the mirror and pretend you're in a marching band again. I know it has nothing to do with reading, it just makes me laugh.
I'm sorry..that's just my pet name for you.

He has to stand in front of me?