Omfgplz: Dunt

Done

i want pizza

Eat healthy

Pizza is healthy you slob

Kill yourself

thanks i will

I'll do it for you

there will be no need for that

I'll be the judge of that

you're taking the undertaker gimmick a little too far

What are you talking about?

idk

GFY

the world must know my story

I'll tell it.

Michael Running Bear Barker-Born 19...somewhere in the 90's

Lived in San Diego

Moved to Utah

Graduated a virgin from High School

Some dude named Honks deflowered him

Started work at McDonald's

Loved working at a mediocre job

He wasn't getting the pussy

Mic changed jobs to make more money

Took up residence with a fat walrus stank mutha****a

The fat ***** left, leaving Mic alone to pay all the bills on a 20hr a week job

Mic goes back to school

Then stops

While in college, Mic became obsessed with Eleanor Friedberger, and her could be daughter 2D girl

Mic reconnects with some old friends, his friend from San Diego, Curtis, who is black and Asian. And some chicks whose names I swear keep changing

Mic moves back with mom

He freeloads for another twenty years

Mic dies alone at the age of 51.

that's actually pretty accurate

I didn't realize I spilled that much personal info here haermm df

I'm going to write a kids book titled, the cautionary tale of Mic Barker haermm

Do I get royalties?

It'll come out after your death.

I'll give your royalties to your mom.

jw00t