Omfgplz: Dunt

Aw come on man

i heard that's bad for the soul

Only if they're found and destroyed

Why didn't Voldemort make himself a horcrux

can't kill yourself if you're a horcrux

I'm pretty sure you need to have a vessel that's not yourself.

citation needed

I know this shit like the back of your hand.

the back of my hand says "ef"

You should get that mole checked out too

there is no mole

Its there, you're just too dark to see it.

george costanza

George Zimmerman

So this chick came over and it suddenly started to smell like B.O. and I was like "****" because I thought it was me and I was just barely realizing it

Then she left and I realized Oh good it wasn't me

What, you think your shit don't stink?

yeah i'm pretty sure i'm pine fresh

What is your major malfunction numb nuts

I get super offended when you don't reply to all the threads, it's very rude and you need to check yourself.

Regards,

B. W. Oofer

Sorry, I got my ass handed to me by the CEO on a conference call.

did you get fired