Omfgplz: Dunt

Be forewarned, I'm keeping 75%.

in what world is that a fair shake

My world.

Show me where it says life is fair, and I'll give your mum 40%

right on my ass, after you kiss it

Well that's not happening

You can't be seriously

Dude, why do you want another guy kissing your bum?

vince does it

That's Vince McMahon, you are nowhere near as manly

I'm twice the man

I'm pretty sure he's taller, and in better physical shape than you?

I'm a 6'3" greek god of the nords, so I doubt it

Last time you were 6'2

everything is bigger in michael 2.0

Seriously, seek help.

i can't

You don't want to

you read me like a harry potter book

If only I could make horcruxes out of your soul.

no