Omfgplz: Dunt

I would have told you if I did.

🙁

At least my bonus didn't get taken away

phew!!

I know, I would have killed you if I had to give it back.

not possible

i am the devil himself, you see

He's not immortal

Though he is immoral

please stop

no

***

No

iphone 5

I'm gonna go for the galaxy note 2

Did you see the boring ugly phone Moto announced yesterday

i actually felt bad for them

Yeah

haven't seen a company so backwards since palm

buy your iPhone and shut up

salute

I can fly

you are the dumbest human i've ever met