Dumbest Things You've Heard?

"Harvard's not that good of a school" 😬

A techer of mine once said: "I'm gonna turn this school around 360 degrees!" Yes , he teaches math!
And I have a friend that has a neighbour that thinks potatoes grow on trees. I'll tell you the story later if you want me to.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, and because you said it you also heard it..that's good.

The funny thing is that the first time I said it, I didn't actually hear it because I had my ears closed. What happened was that my girlfriend wrote down what I said, and then showed it to me. I read it - out loud - and then I heard it the second time I said it because my ears weren't closed that time.

Funny story: Pineapples don't grow on trees.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
The funny thing is that the first time I said it, I didn't actually hear it because I had my ears closed. What happened was that my girlfriend wrote down what I said, and then showed it to me. I read it - out loud - and then I heard it the second time I said it because my ears weren't closed that time.

Funny story: Pineapples don't grow on trees.

Years ago, in middle school, I was talking to my friend about chicks. He said "When I get to high school next year, I doubt I'll ever be able to be "just friends" with those hot high school chicks." He continued... "Gintonic won't even be in my vocabulary!"
I replied, "Gintonic? You mean platonic, right?"
He blinked, "Nooo! Platonic's a drink!"
Me: -_- I fear for our future...

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Years ago, in middle school, I was talking to my friend about chicks. He said "When I get to high school next year, I doubt I'll ever be able to be "just friends" with those hot high school chicks." He continued... "Gintonic won't even be in my vocabulary!"
I replied, "Gintonic? You mean platonic, right?"
He blinked, "Nooo! Platonic's a drink!"
Me: -_- I fear for our future...

my friends mother said, after seeing a universal remote control with the buttons shaped as numbers

"that must be the tv remote for blind people"

the best one i read about in FHM

sinn fein spokesman martin mcguiness was on tv being interviewed and the caption below him said "sinn fein spokesman"....a girl said to her boyfriend...

"thats not sinn fein...sinn fein's got a beard"

I could not believe a collegue of mine when she described how dumb her friend was.

I HEARD HIM WITH MY OWN EARS !!!

We were watching a World Cup football match this summer in Malta and because we are +1 hours from GMT, this dumbass who was in the UK thought we knew the final result before the whole of UK did !

HE actually asked:

"So what was the final score because we are in half time here in UK? "

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Originally posted by .😖pace Opera:.
some guy in drama class: "there is really no proof that Jesus ever existed"
Me: "what do you call the bible? or any of the other Christian, Jewish, and Roman sources naming Jesus within their texts?"
Drama guy: "Oh my god have you even read The Da Vinci Code?"

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I once excused myself from dinner with some friends to go outside to smoke a cigarette. When I returned one of them was amazed how quickly I'd finished and returned. He asked me "What'd you do? Inhale that thing?"

Cop:
How many years of education do you have sir?

Cuffed drunk driver:
I've got 20 years of education. I graduated from the 10th grade twice.

Cop:
"chuckles" Watch your head. "

Put's drunk in cop car.

- Cops

Well, that's because if someone lives in America about 8/10 times they are an idiot.

all too true

The wisdom and insight of youth compounded.

Originally posted by Soleran
The wisdom and insight of youth compounded.

True ; that should only be liminted to the USA, not he whole American Continents. 😛

Originally posted by GCG
True ; that should only be liminted to the USA, not he whole American Continents. 😛

Yeah, I thought of that, but I figured it would reduce the hilarity if I would have answered in a different manner.

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth............."

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I thought of that, but I figured it would reduce the hilarity if I would have answered in a different manner.

What made your comment good was when someone from the US answered with that response Bardock.

Originally posted by Soleran
What made your comment good was when someone from the US answered with that response Bardock.

I liked mine to begin with....

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I once excused myself from dinner with some friends to go outside to smoke a cigarette. When I returned one of them was amazed how quickly I'd finished and returned. He asked me "What'd you do? Inhale that thing?"

Originally posted by Impediment
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth............."

Originally posted by FeceMan
I'd count that as more of an inadvertent pun than stupidity.

Don't get all symantical on me.