Dumbest Things You've Heard?

Supervisor at a (large) company I used to work for.

"We never make bad decisions, we only do what's best for the company"

The company was subsequently went bankrupt.

Originally posted by Impediment
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth............."

"Why ask why?"

in astronomy class some kid tried to tell me that the moon was always out in the sky but you just couldn't see it because it was day time...

in Freshman year, some guy in my drama class tried to talk his way out of trouble by saying that it wasn't stealing if you get caught.

i'll try to remember more because i KNOW there are many...

This is a conversation I had.

Me: Eating brains would be cool.
A friend: I've touched a brain. It was a cow brain.
Me: With gloves?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: I wish I had a brain.
Friend: *Laughs.*

In a debate class I took.

One guy: Gay marriage hsould be banned, because I everyone was gay, we wouldn't have girls gone wild videos.

A conversation with a freind.

Me: Universal tried to sue Nintendo claiming that Donkey Kong was a ripoff of King Kong.
Friend: That's stupid.
Me: But it turned out the King Kong was public domain.
Friend: It's King Kong that was a ripoff of Donkey Kong!
Me:........ Dude.... King Kong came out in 1933.
Friend: Yeah, but Donkey Kong was around when the NES came out!
Me:................ 1933!!!!
Friend: Actualy it was when arcade games came out! Even earlier!

I'll come back with more stuff when I remember it.

Originally posted by Kumar
in astronomy class some kid tried to tell me that the moon was always out in the sky but you just couldn't see it because it was day time...

Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Well that's sorta true...

Yeah , i'd explain but i kinda suck at astronomy...

speaking of the moon though some dumbass in the Conspiracy thread stated that the moon landing wasn't real because ....

DA : The entire moon is radioactive

LOOOOL! And he probably thinks the Sun isn't 😄

Teacher: Martin have you done your homework today?
Me: Yes indeed i have miss
Teacher: would you care to read it out for me?
Me : sure, * carrys on with speach about native americans discovering potatos*
Teacher: that sounded like it was made up, was it?
Me : of course not, why would i do that?
Teacher: because you havent done your homework. Did you do part two?
Me: yes i have, would you like me to read that too?
Teacher: no bring up your book please
* hands up book*
Teacher : this is your maths book! GET OUT!

haha good times

😂

I remember once our literature teacher got a coleague of mine to read a letter in a book.
Teach: Read the pharagraph please!
Guy: *reads*
Teach: Now, in what way was this letter written? How was it composed?
Guy: In italics, arial I think.

Dumbest thing I've heard?

"What's a fact based theory? Last I heard, a fact isn't a theory." -- a creationist who used to go to these forums.

Originally posted by bogen
Teacher: Martin have you done your homework today?
Me: Yes indeed i have miss
Teacher: would you care to read it out for me?
Me : sure, * carrys on with speach about native americans discovering potatos*
Teacher: that sounded like it was made up, was it?
Me : of course not, why would i do that?
Teacher: because you havent done your homework. Did you do part two?
Me: yes i have, would you like me to read that too?
Teacher: no bring up your book please
* hands up book*
Teacher : this is your maths book! GET OUT!

haha good times

"Are those your skis?"

"yes"

"Both of 'em?"

- Dumb & Dumber

friend:I saw a ghost
me:where?
friend:It was standing on a cloud

Originally posted by Maestro
friend:I saw a ghost
me:where?
friend:It was standing on a cloud

not entirely as idiotic as it seems if you dont know of the optical illusion known as a brocken spectre

Originally posted by jaden101
not entirely as idiotic as it seems if you dont know of the optical illusion known as a brocken spectre

We weren't in a mountaneous region though.

this thread makes me 😆

I'll try to add something when I remember it.

Originally posted by GCG
I could not believe a collegue of mine when she described how dumb her friend was.

I HEARD HIM WITH MY OWN EARS !!!

We were watching a World Cup football match this summer in Malta and because we are +1 hours from GMT, this dumbass who was in the UK thought we knew the final result before the whole of UK did !

HE actually asked:

"So what was the final score because we are in half time here in UK? "

People scare me.

we were talking about kids born as vegetables and some girl in my bio class says:

Wait, so I can have a cucumber as a child? (she was completely serious0

and in another class, we were talking about asexual reproduction, and a girl raises her hand and says

"my aunt is pregnant, but she's not married, is that asexual reproduction?

and when asking what a bj was, my science teacher gave the person who asked a look that said, i shouold know this...but i dont

his eventual answer was "a retail store"

Originally posted by lord xyz

😆 Pissing off teachers is always good. 😄

This is why children should be seen and not heard.