Dumbest Things You've Heard?

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Re: Dumbest Things You've Heard?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Dumbest things you've heard?

Anything in the half-dozen "Emo" threads that have been created in the past year.

Originally posted by Kumar
no its not... sure there are a few days in the moon's cycle that it stays in the sky all day but not all the time by any means. if it was out all the time, then the people on the other side of the planet would NEVER see it... and i happen to know that people in china do, in fact, see the moon at night.

lets get this striaght, the moon is constantly in orbit around the earth, so whether or not its in the sky is just symantics.

What I think is the dumbest thing I've ever heard / read? Anything posted by JesusIsAlive. 😄

Add Marchello to that list.

Originally posted by Alliance
Add Marchello to that list.

So true.

I like stupid people. If it weren't for them I wouldn't be smart I would just be normal.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
I like stupid people. If it weren't for them I wouldn't be smart I would just be normal.

Hahaha, and you think you are smart?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahaha, and you think you are smart?

Depends on your definition of smart. If you define “smart” with academic achievements or IQ then yes I am smart. But if your idea of a smart person is there grammar abilities then you will find me quite ignorant. But how smart I am is irrelevant it all depends on how smart my peers are. and when I'm around people I went to college with and High school with I am the smartest one around so I consider myself smart.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Depends on your definition of smart. If you define “smart” with academic achievements or IQ then yes I am smart. But if your idea of a smart person is there grammar abilities then you will find me quite ignorant. But how smart I am is irrelevant it all depends on how smart my peers are. and when I'm around people I went to college with and High school with I am the smartest one around so I consider myself smart.

I like your answer...partly...it still has this slight tone of undeserved arrogance in it...but I shall pretend you are smart for now. go ahead..prove it.

Stolen from Ubergeeks:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT :

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses, and run my business What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on “START…”

Originally posted by Bardock42
I like your answer...partly...it still has this slight tone of undeserved arrogance in it...but I shall pretend you are smart for now. go ahead..prove it.

You never defined what your definition of a smart person was so I will use mine.

A smart person is some who excels above there peers in the majority of fields.

Using that definition I am smart. In high school I was in all advanced classes except for English classes never having liked English due to dyslexia. I graduated a year early at 17 and scored a composite score of 32 on my ACT’s giving me a full ride scholarship to ASU, UofA, or Nerd College DeVry. DeVry was much more expensive so I chose that college. Graduated with a 3.75 damn English classes prevented the 4.0, and took an 8 hour IQ test for extra credit in psychology and scored a 138 on it (100 is average) Got hired at Intel as a data analyst and have been working there for 2 years now.

So thought out High school and college I was considered smart by all. But now I work directly with 2 MIT grads ,1 Harvard grad, and an old dude who was alive when the first computers were made so around them I am just average so again it all depends on who you are comparing yourself too which is why I love stupid people because they will always make me look very smart.

But considering this is an online web forum it is imposable to tell who your peers are you could be a rocket scientist, high school drop out or a 9 year old who can spell.

Okay...you lost it. Although your post makes some sort of sense. The general atmosphere is disagreeable. I shall investigate further in that matter though, before I finally judge you for once and ever.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
A smart person is some who excels above there peers in the majority of fields.

Using that definition I am smart.

Irony scores a critical hit.
In high school I was in all advanced classes except for English classes never having liked English due to dyslexia.

Oops, nevermind.

most stupid thing i've heard:

"your homework is more important than videogames!"

Originally posted by Waks
if they were supposed to be seen and not heard they wouldn't have mouths.

You.

what's stupid about that comment?

Originally posted by Up In Flames
most stupid thing i've heard:

"your homework is more important than videogames!"

Oooo ha ha ha. Hee hee ha har har har ha ha. 😐

*my brother* "Terrorism does not exist!", "american blockbuster movies are created to get people's attention away from the war in Iraq". Plus a lot more I tend to forget

"Golf is not a sport."

Yep. That kind of irritated me. Of course, it was all typed in lowercase.

"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."