Dumbest Things You've Heard?

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"Why Atheism"

That was one of the dumbest questions I heard. Read, whatever.

Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."

That's pretty damn funny.

Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."

Ow, I heart myself laughing with that one. Midevil. Hehehe.

U mean the piramids of Egypt aren't made in sand?

Dumbass

Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."

That was especially good because he called me a fool first. As if! Also, I wish I could go back in time and show you people how I set him up wonderfully for that one. It was pure genius. Really, ah.

As for dumb things, I think ol' Bush's recent press conference regarding his party's recent losses was pretty damn dumb.

Originally posted by Strangelove
In my theatre class, we were debating gay marriage:

Dipshit: "Gay marriage should be banned because it's against God"

Me: "Yes, because God has legislative power in these here United States"

Dipshit: "There's no legal basis to give gay marriage"

Me: "Ever heard of the 14th Amendment?"

Dipshit: "What?"

His name spells trouble before he even opens his mouth.

Some guy: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209748...

Me: Pssssshahahahahha! It's zero nine seven four NINE!

Idiot.

Good one.

Some guy phoned my house and asked for my phone number.

I read this elsewhere:

"I don't buy a console just to play games. I can rent them too. That is why I'm getting a PS3. I don't need games to buy the Console. I can watch movies right now and play games later. So yes, you logic of buying games and a console is very stupid. You fail!"

😂 ps3 fanboys have an intelligence level somewhere between that of rotten carrots and cat shit

In my line of work, we need to ask for students' social security numbers.

I ask one girl for her soc. and she gives me some numbers. "12123456789(random numbers for her protection)."

"Wait, what? repeat that please?"

"12123456789."

I have way too many numbers. a soc sec. # is only 9 numbers. she gave me 11. Wtf?

"please give me your soc."

"I just gave it to you. fine, ok. 12123456789"

Then I realize....it's her phone number. ****ing genius. I should have called her stupid ass.

well, it depends. if she's hot, you hit the jackpot.

"how many days are there in a year?"

Used to work at Wal-Mart. Standing outside the Garden Center door watching people go in and out. This guy comes up..WHILE PEOPLE ARE WALKING IN AND OUT..and goes..

"Can I use this door to get inside?"

Me> "Nope, it's just there for show."

my friend yesterday: the controller on the Wii makes noises? that's stupid, i don't like it.

i counted that as pretty stupid. or just nazi on my intuitive part. either way.

when i worked at toys r us i heard the stupidest shit ever.

one guy asked me if we sold motor oil.

also, we had to wear these bright red smocks (you know, like an apron) with the toys are us logo and the nametag. every day, and im not exagerating here, someone would walk up to me and ask if i worked there.

An ex girlfreind thought that The Beatles split because John Lennon got shot
and one for Star Wars fans - someone i know thought that the AT ATS in The Empire Strikes Back had elephants inside them.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
someone i know thought that the AT ATS in The Empire Strikes Back had elephants inside them.

they dont? 😑

no they are constructed by the EMPIRE and driven by(looks up 1001 ESB facts)....AT AT DRIVERS!