Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."
That was especially good because he called me a fool first. As if! Also, I wish I could go back in time and show you people how I set him up wonderfully for that one. It was pure genius. Really, ah.
As for dumb things, I think ol' Bush's recent press conference regarding his party's recent losses was pretty damn dumb.
Originally posted by Strangelove
In my theatre class, we were debating gay marriage:Dipshit: "Gay marriage should be banned because it's against God"
Me: "Yes, because God has legislative power in these here United States"
Dipshit: "There's no legal basis to give gay marriage"
Me: "Ever heard of the 14th Amendment?"
Dipshit: "What?"
His name spells trouble before he even opens his mouth.
In my line of work, we need to ask for students' social security numbers.
I ask one girl for her soc. and she gives me some numbers. "12123456789(random numbers for her protection)."
"Wait, what? repeat that please?"
"12123456789."
I have way too many numbers. a soc sec. # is only 9 numbers. she gave me 11. Wtf?
"please give me your soc."
"I just gave it to you. fine, ok. 12123456789"
Then I realize....it's her phone number. ****ing genius. I should have called her stupid ass.
when i worked at toys r us i heard the stupidest shit ever.
one guy asked me if we sold motor oil.
also, we had to wear these bright red smocks (you know, like an apron) with the toys are us logo and the nametag. every day, and im not exagerating here, someone would walk up to me and ask if i worked there.