If you could...

Started by General G7 pages

Poor Johnny Cash, no Cash jokes, too awesome.

Originally posted by aldisyoyo
LOOK BUDDY!!!!! IF UR GONNA GO ALL METHINKS ON ME IM GONNA WOOP OUT JHONNY CASH'S BODY!!!!! 😠

Methinks mesa liken to see dis...

oh boy u gonna get it now!!!

there u go

That's his record, where's the body?

jeez ur demanding wait ill get it

You promised... nothing to do with demanding.

Still waiting.

Me too.

More of Anakin ninja-ing off the little jedi trainees. 😱

More of darth vader choking/slicing up his incompetent subordinates, perhaps using the force to float them outside the space ship into space to die painfully, or ripping them apart with the force.

Obi-wan chopping off Anakin's pee-pee in addition to his arms/legs. Then he truly would be "more machine than man." 😂

Oooo.... kay.

Well...I appologize queeq.

Good boy.

Re: If you could...

Originally posted by General G
Now, I am assuming that everyone has seen all 6 movies, now that you have seen them all, what would be 5 things you would change about each film.

Mine:

Episode 1:

a)giving Maul a better death
b)kill Jar-Jar!!!
c)more action, less politics
d)anakin not being able to destroy the trade federation ship
e)jedi council actually using the force

Episode 2:

a)killing Jar-Jar
b)Jango not dieing 😠
c)less of the vorny love scenes
d)more of a look into the start of the clone wars, more battle scenes
e)something actually interesting that happens

Episode 3:

a)seeing more of Darth Vader
b)seeing Anakin Darth Vader (pre-suit) with a Sith blade
c)General Grievous living!!
d)Mace Windu's group lasting longer against Sidious
e)Killing Jar-Jar (thats right, he's in this one too)

I'll post the next trilogy later on.

1. Jar Jar never being created
2. Less intimate Anakin/Padme scenes in Ep. 2
3. I would have liked to have seen Qui Gon as a force ghost in Ep.3
4. Morgan Freeman as Mace Windu
5. Naboo being destroyed

Morgan Freeman as Mace... 😂

Originally posted by queeq
Morgan Freeman as Mace... 😂
Morgan would have been a helluva lot better than Sam.

Even saying "This party's over"?

Originally posted by queeq
Even saying "This party's over"?
that never should have been said to begin with.

😂

Heres a short list of lines that should have been used:

This ends now...
Your insurrecton is at an end....

Stop, in the name of love!!! 😂