Ted Haggard

Originally posted by Robtard
I wonder if he'll admit next to being a "Top" or "Bottom"...

Oh, he strikes me as a bottom.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Oh, he strikes me as a bottom.

My guess as well.
Stupid people going into seminary thinking it will "cure" them.

DUAL THREADS SUCK DUHHH!

Close this thread and let the "Ted Haggard" one stand (even though I was first) 😄

Originally posted by Alliance
My guess as well.
Stupid people going into seminary thinking it will "cure" them.

Hey, maybe Ted was just doing a little hands on research, so he could have first hand experience to what his enemies are...

oh yeah. Hands on methamphetamine research.

Yeah, mine was only 5 hours earlier.

But you support 300, so I forgive you.

Originally posted by Alliance
Yeah, mine was only 5 hours earlier.

But you support 300, so I forgive you.

That preview gives me 'wood', but in a hetro way...

Originally posted by Alliance
oh yeah. Hands on methamphetamine research.

As the truth comes out, I am certain we'll learn he had his hands on more than just meth.

Well first he knew no gays in Colorado....

...then he knew Jones...

...then he bought Meth form Jones, but never used it....

...then he got a massage from Jones....

Whats our next development?

To the Greeks there was no difference.

Originally posted by Alliance
To the Greeks there was no difference.

"Fu#kin' Greeks."

Robert Dinero - 'Analyze That'
circa 1999

Originally posted by Alliance
Well first he knew no gays in Colorado....

...then he knew Jones...

...then he bought Meth form Jones, but never used it....

...then he got a massage from Jones....

Whats our next development?

I'm guessing, he did have sex BUT didn't enjoy it and it was just once.

no. Greeks rock.

and it was an accident.

Originally posted by PVS

GO DUBYA!!! 👆

*also, you forgot to add that haggard admitted to buying meth of the prostitute...i guess if you're going to be a hypocrite, you should do it with pizazz

Originally posted by Alliance
and it was an accident.

What's sad, of the 30 million members of the National Evangelical Association, I bet 29.999... million of those people accept that it was just an accident.

No. This wasn't an accident. I bet its jsut the liberal media trying to sabotage their pure way of life.

Originally posted by Alliance
No. This wasn't an accident. I bet its jsut the liberal media trying to sabotage their pure way of life.

It's not Ted's fault, his anus was possessed by the Devil.

Oh yes.