Ted Haggard

Originally posted by Robtard
It's not Ted's fault, his anus was possessed by the Devil.

I'll only believe that when it does a 360 rotation and sprays pea soup everywhere.

Preferably while in the presence of George W.

It's awesome.

I'm all for religion, but the sooner EVERY religion realizes that they are most likely being led by the nose by some perverted meth smoking, page molesting, gay humping charismatic leader, the better.

Now, those same religious kooks will say "Hey, maybe I can think for myself?" and bam! End of a bunch of stupid wars.

Originally posted by Alliance
and it was an accident.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Obviously he tripped, fell, and a penis just happened to land in an orifice.

Over and over in a consistent sequence.

He should have bought a lottery ticket after falling to those odds. But I bet gambling is a sin to him as well.

I love this 🙂 I hope it's true, hypocritical bastard.

Originally posted by Alliance
no. Greeks rock.

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Greeks are some of the sexiest f*ckers on this planet !

Haggard has resigned after the investigation found him guilty of sexual misconduct... Hahahaha for hypocrisy...

“We, the Overseer Board of New Life Church, have concluded our deliberations concerning the moral failings of Pastor Ted Haggard,” a statement from the church said. “Our investigation and Pastor Haggard’s public statements have proven without a doubt that he has committed sexually immoral conduct.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15536263/

Here is a clip of him bashing gays(taken from Jesus Camp)... The hypocrite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6rSjrBhUIA

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
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Greeks are some of the sexiest f*ckers on this planet !

I was referring more to Ancient and Classical Greek culture 😛

Haggard come clean...

“The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality. And I take responsibility for the entire problem. I am a deceiver and a liar. There’s a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life,” he said.

I liked his "part of my life that is so repulsive and dark" bit. I wonder if he is talking about his homosexuality. 😮

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Obviously he tripped, fell, and a penis just happened to land in an orifice.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Obviously he tripped, fell, and a penis just happened to land in an orifice.

exactly!!! and lets just point out why

it was clintons fault.

see, haggard was only councelling that prostitute to try to get him straight off of drugs and off teh ghey disease. so he bought a bag of meth just so the guy wouldnt run off (what a selfless man, putting his own reputation on the line) and there was bill clinton with a bannana peal. well, you know the rest. goddamn clinton!!!!! 😠

I'm just astounded by the people who defend this guy. Gay sex aside, who buys drugs and doesn't do them?

well, there was a time long ago when i was like 17 that i bought a dime bag of some rasta in the city. so, after realising i was jipped, i chucked it....so i guess the answer: me

Originally posted by PVS
well, there was a time long ago when i was like 17 that i bought a dime bag of some rasta in the city. so, after realising i was jipped, i chucked it....so i guess the answer: me

how many times have you done this since you were 17?

are you implying that i'm a glutton for ripoffs?

fool me once...

Originally posted by PVS
are you implying that i'm a glutton for ripoffs?

fool me once...

No, I'm saying you are wasteful.

perhaps

I am just loving this. This is the second major Evangelical Conservative with influential power to have been caught in his own goddamn hypocrisy.

Actually...the fourth.

yes, remember jimmy swaggart and jim baker. vintage hypocrisy

Originally posted by PVS
yes, remember jimmy swaggart and jim baker. vintage hypocrisy

you forgot Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson....both were exposed as conmen more than once.