Originally posted by Bardock42
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/19/brazil.churchcollapse/index.html?eref=edition
A dead 15 year-old! 😆
Originally posted by Bardock42
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/19/brazil.churchcollapse/index.html?eref=edition
A dead 15 year-old! 😆
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Originally posted by Transfinitum
One more for good measure 🙂The Scene: New York City, man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes a good Irish cop. Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father"
Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."
The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump."
Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of the Blessed Virgin"
Man replies "Who is that?"
Cop yells "Jump, Protestant! You're blocking traffic!"
Brilliant!!!!! 😂
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/1273/Top-Ten-Signs-Youre-a-Fundamentalist-Christian
Ha - nice one 😛
The Bible: A Review
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-holy-bible-a-book-review/
1 Corinthians 11:3-9
3 Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God.
4 Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head.
5 And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is just as though her head were shaved.
6 If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head.
7 A man ought not to cover his head,[a] since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man.
8 For man did not come from woman, but woman from man;
9 neither was man created for woman, but woman for man.
