Religious humour
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Post here any religious humour, jokes, pictures, caricatures - but please, nothing too offencive. This is supposed to be in the name of fun, not political agenda or conversion agenda - please.
Lets see if we can keep this going in the name of fun.
If this gets too nasty, I will close the thread.
I thought this was hilarious -
During a sermon, a guest evangelist asked for a sign from God... and the church' s steeple was hit by lightning. According to news reports, services resumed shortly afterward but then... people realized that the church had been set on fire and they had to flee. The total damage was estimated at $ 20,000.
It' s very unfortunate, but I couldn' t help burst out laughing when I read it.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness😂 Good one.😂
Originally posted by lil bitchinessTeehee.
Ha ha! Gutted!Here is another one. I love Jesus and Mo -
😂 Coconuts are satanic
Originally posted by Storm😆
During a sermon, a guest evangelist asked for a sign from God... and the church' s steeple was hit by lightning. According to news reports, services resumed shortly afterward but then... people realized that the church had been set on fire and they had to flee. The total damage was estimated at $ 20,000.It' s very unfortunate, but I couldn' t help burst out laughing when I read it.
Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."
Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms and, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus.
Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy," said the Messiah, "I have still got it." And with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea and began to stride across without so much as a ripple.
But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness and parted the water once more. Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as the Saviour hacked up salt water.
When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet."
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.