Check out this card game: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2325712/posts
Its God Trumps, and its a spoof of games like Magic. Here's 3 cards from the game (there's 24 in all):
Check out this card game: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2325712/posts
Its God Trumps, and its a spoof of games like Magic. Here's 3 cards from the game (there's 24 in all):
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Forest Gump and St. Peter
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"
Originally posted by Quiero Motais there a muhammad card ?
Check out this card game: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2325712/postsIts God Trumps, and its a spoof of games like Magic. Here's 3 cards from the game (there's 24 in all):
Originally posted by chomperx9
is there a muhammad card ?
No but there is a Muslim card. If you scroll down the page someone posts a set of links to the cards. The Muslim one is just a guy shouting and a note that "we're not allowed to make a joke here".
Originally posted by chomperx9
This is for religious humor. That's just sort of "meh".