Religious humour

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Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by Storm
YouTube video

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I LOVE IT

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

crylaugh Brilliant

fini Hurricane stalker

OMFG
STORM you are not a nice woman
DAMN YOU
CURSE YOU TO HELL

I got a severe case of bronchitis and acute asthma and you had to show that video.

I started laughing, tried to stop, but couldn't, and ended up with a massive asthma attack. Attached to a machine to help me breathe now.

THAT had to be the damn funniest focking thing I've ever seen
TAKE A BOW MY LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

debbiejo Dreamer

I sent that to people....... 😮

fini Hurricane stalker

LOL, i'm saving it, will send it later, lol

debbiejo Dreamer

Well the protestant people I know would write me off.....Oh, yeah, they already did....lol.....but the Catholics liked it for sure.. 😎

AngryManatee Sexy Ham Manwich

Jesus Nutrition Factz!

I couldn't really decide whether this should be in off-topic or religion, so I put it here.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

😆 Thats wonderful.

Thats your %DV of Saturated fat for 177.5 years.

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Alliance
Thats your %DV of Saturated fat for 177.5 years.
You ruined it for me 🙁

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Just ban Urizen from this thread so we don't have immature sex jokes.

And besides...I've always felt Jesus should be eaten in moderation only.

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Alliance
And besides...I've always felt Jesus should be eaten in moderation only.
😂 Alright you have now made it better.
What part do think you would eat first though? It's a truly troubling and important question that deserves to be answered.

debbiejo Dreamer

Well Jesus was probably an Essene. Meaning he was a vegetarian..eat

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

And thats not actually based on anything.

Originally posted by Nellinator
😂 Alright you have now made it better.
What part do think you would eat first though? It's a truly troubling and important question that deserves to be answered.

The soul? 😛

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Alliance
The soul? 😛
And Alliance strike back with a dandy... you might ruin the statue looking for it, or can you even suck the soul out of chocolate?

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Thats for the philsophy forum 😛

Nellinator Crazy Canuck

Originally posted by Alliance
Thats for the philsophy forum 😛
True enough. You make the thread and I will spam it okay?

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Nah...I avoid the philosophy forum.

Start a new thread here that we can thrown into tulmultuous screaming.

Whatever you do...save me from reading "Descent of Man"...AGAIN.

Devil King Restricted

Re: Jesus Nutrition Factz!

Originally posted by AngryManatee
I couldn't really decide whether this should be in off-topic or religion, so I put it here.

Any time you exhibit self control is a reason to praise god. Once you stop eating more than you need, god is apparent.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Maybe we should just ignore god and diet.

debbiejo Dreamer

See Jesus is black. He's chocolate. Or should I say a "man of color" to be more politically correct.