Religious humour

Originally posted by Vegas
[b]Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

TV Evangalism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. [/B]

😂

Facisim: Our shit's better then your shit.

Communism: Everyone deserves shit.

Democracy: Which shit would you prefer?

Nihilism: This shit will be over soon.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

😂

Originally posted by Eclipso
😂

Facisim: Our shit's better then your shit.

Communism: Everyone deserves shit.

Democracy: Which shit would you prefer?

Nihilism: This shit will be over soon.

Socialism: I'll deal with your shit, you deal with my shit.
Sihkism: We must prepare for the shit always.
Mormon: We got more shit than you.

😂

Pastafarianism: I'd rather you not take any shit

And here's a relevant Men in Hats comic:

Wow . . .

Its like a replica of every thread in the religion forum

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Wow . . .

Its like a replica of every thread in the religion forum

😆

Except, THESE jokes are intentional.....

which makes the unintentional parts even funnier 😆

YouTube video

Originally posted by Strangelove
Pastafarianism: I'd rather you not take any shit

And here's a relevant Men in Hats comic:

OMG, can we get a Mod to post that at the top of the Religion forum. SO everyone can see it when they come here??????

Deb over here...

Do you have lamb? If you have lamb I will come........

Originally posted by debbiejo
Do you have lamb? If you have lamb I will come........

No, but I do have a finger, will that make you come? 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
No, but I do have a finger, will that make you come? 😆

I've got something better than that

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I've got something better than that

I have a really big finger, and I play guitar with it. 😛

This is a Religious forum Gentlemen....

And the spirit Came alllll over Mary...dirty spirt.....

Originally posted by debbiejo
This is a Religious forum Gentlemen....

And the spirit Came alllll over Mary...dirty spirt.....

*singing*

"I have seen the glory of the cumming of the lord"

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"I have seen the glory of the cumming of the lord"

Isn't white considered holly?

Are we becoming UL like..........hahahahahaha........

Actually it is RED that was considered Holy....and in the Medieval times the bride wore red...