1-800-Vinny-Help-Line

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Hello There! And welcome to Vinny's automatic voice Help system. To submit a problem you have, hit two on you're keyboard and wait for Vinny to come on the line to Assist you. State the Problem clearly and Vinny will do his best to help!

Vinny has never been this generous before, so call now!

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Originally posted by Barker
2.

Hello Ma'am, Whats your Problem? You're on the line with Vinny!

Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.

I'm so lucky. Oh, there must have been millions calling in! And I was chosen!

Oh my gawd! Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.

Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.
Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.
Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.

Originally posted by Barker
Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.

I'm so lucky. Oh, there must have been millions calling in! And I was chosen!

Oh my gawd! Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.

Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.
Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.
Oh my Gawd? Really? I really got through? Laugh out loud, Oh my Gawd.

Ma'am, You're going to have to stop taking so much prozzak.

Next caller!

No! Wait!

I have a question!

And Laugh out Loud, it's not my fault they don't tell you not to take it with Coffee. Laugh out loud.

Good evening. Mr. Vinny, I just wanted to know, who is the better comedian: Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White, or Bill Engvall(sp)?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Good evening. Mr. Vinny, I just wanted to know, who is the better comedian: Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White, or Bill Engvall(sp)?

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Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Good evening. Mr. Vinny, I just wanted to know, who is the better comedian: Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White, or Bill Engvall(sp)?

I didn't here that, No one dialed 2.

713

Originally posted by DanZeke25
713

You have selected the "I'm gay and I have no one to pump" Option. Please Hold.

*Elton john music starts to play*

*hits 1 two times*

ermm

Originally posted by Barker
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Originally posted by Itzak
*hits 1 two times*

ermm

You have Selected "Smart Ass" Go Hang yourself.

Originally posted by Thorinn

Hello There! This is Vinny himself! What Can I do for you?

2.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You have Selected "Smart Ass" Go Hang yourself.

Hello There! This is Vinny himself! What Can I do for you?

*Hangs up instead*

2.

*Dials 2*

I need help! cry

What looks better on me? Blue or Tan? eyes

Originally posted by Leo.M
*Dials 2*

I need help! cry

What looks better on me? Blue or Tan? eyes

Pink

Originally posted by Itzak
*Hangs up instead*

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Hello?

Originally posted by Naz
2.

Hello?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hello?

Vinny Help Line! Quick! Save me! I'm being attacked by bears! shock

Originally posted by Naz
Vinny Help Line! Quick! Save me! I'm being attacked by bears! shock

Show them your boobs.

Trust me it'll work.

*Hangs up*

*Uses his remote controlled bears to keep chasing Naz till she turns around*

mwahaha