1-800-Vinny-Help-Line

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Naz Super Senior Member

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Show them your boobs.

Trust me it'll work.

*Hangs up*

*Uses his remote controlled bears to keep chasing Naz till she turns around*

mwahaha

firefirefireph

AHHHHHHH!!!

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

.. Am I still on the line?

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
.. Am I still on the line?

Yes.

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You have Selected "Smart Ass" Go Hang yourself.

Hello There! This is Vinny himself! What Can I do for you?

I can't find my condoms? cry

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Oh.

Wait.. Oops. Please hold.

*Cue Elevator Music*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
mwahaha
Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

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Itzak The other extreme

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Pink

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Yes! I need your help... I can't kiss my ass! Would you do it for me? firefirefireph

Leo.M A Riddle

*dails 2 again*

Itzak touches me at night in inappropriate places. What should I do to make him stop? cry He sneaks into my bed and pulls my boxers down weep

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Thorinn
I can't find my condoms? cry

Use a Plastic Bag.

Originally posted by Strangelove
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Hello

Originally posted by Itzak
Hello? Yes! I need your help... I can't kiss my ass! Would you do it for me? firefirefireph

Bite me 😊

Originally posted by Leo.M
*dails 2 again*

Itzak touches me at night in inappropriate places. What should I do to make him stop? cry He sneaks into my bed and pulls my boxers down weep

Put a Skunk up his ass.

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Use a Plastic Bag.
But I can't make balloon animals with plastic bags. 😕

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Thorinn
But I can't make balloon animals with plastic bags. 😕

Yes you can.

Thorinn Static Stance

I'm not paying $10.99 for this advice. mhm

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Thorinn
I'm not paying $10.99 for this advice. mhm

You Already did.

Thorinn Static Stance

disgust

*Dials 4*

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hello
Hello Vinny, love your show. I'm a recent illegal immigrant from Nicaragua, and I was wondering what is the best job to steal from Americans. I mean, sure a lot of my people work as janitors and sharecroppers, but I was wondering if there was a way that I could become an astrophysicist and really stick it to those cabron Americans. Do you think I can?

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by Thorinn
disgust

*Dials 4*

Hello, This is the "I've had sex with a monkey and I don't knpow if its going to try and attach to me for t he rest of my life" Line.

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

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Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hello, This is the "I've had sex with a monkey and I don't knpow if its going to try and attach to me for t he rest of my life" Line.
Is it still extension 2299 if it's a gorilla and not a monkey?

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
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Hello?

Originally posted by Thorinn
Is it still extension 2299 if it's a gorilla and not a monkey?

Yes.

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

I'm bored. got anything interesting for me to do?