1-800-Vinny-Help-Line

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hello Vinny, love your show. I'm a recent illegal immigrant from Nicaragua, and I was wondering what is the best job to steal from Americans. I mean, sure a lot of my people work as janitors and sharecroppers, but I was wondering if there was a way that I could become an astrophysicist and really stick it to those cabron Americans. Do you think I can?

Guns, Lots of Guns.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
I'm bored. got anything interesting for me to do?

Make love.

interesting enough. thanks! you're a big help! *hangs up*

*Dials 2*

I lost the Blue Vs Red link... should you give it to me again? pray

Originally posted by Leo.M
*Dials 2*

I lost the Blue Vs Red link... should you give it to me again? pray

Red Vs Blue Numbnuts.

Go to Google and Write in Red Vs Blue.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Red Vs Blue Numbnuts.

Go to Google and Write in Red Vs Blue.

I love you droolio

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I didn't here that, No one dialed 2.

Fine. 2.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Good evening. Mr. Vinny, I just wanted to know, who is the better comedian: Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White, or Bill Engvall(sp)?

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Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan

Ron White

Originally posted by Naz
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Hello

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

Hello

Help me Vinny Hotline! I'm freezing cold and I don't have a blanket. cry

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Good evening. Mr. Vinny, I just wanted to know, who is the better comedian: Jeff Foxworthy, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White, or Bill Engvall(sp)?

Originally posted by Strangelove
None, they all suck. Blue Collar Comedy is only funny to morons and rednecks

cry

Originally posted by Naz
Help me Vinny Hotline! I'm freezing cold and I don't have a blanket. cry

I can cover you. Hold on.

The line is offline for the next while.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I can cover you. Hold on.

😊 I'm warm already

Originally posted by Naz
😊 I'm warm already

I'm fast aren't I.

Originally posted by Naz
cry

Originally posted by Strangelove
None, they all suck. Blue Collar Comedy is only funny to morons and rednecks

jawdrop
Nuh uh! They are clever individuals that create a whole new meaning out of simple redneck things, making it suitable to anyone. The show I understand. But the comedians themselves? Think again. Besides, I wasn't asking you in the first place.

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Mr. Vinny, which soda is better: Vault or Mountain Dew?

*points at Ultrman Baltan* You! Out!

*points to myself*
Me! No!