willofthewisp
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Well, how long is AWE? Just under 3 hours? Hmm, well, following just COTBP and DMC, there wasn't a whole lot to close up.
1. Finding Jack and getting him back. Jack doesn't appear until about the half hour mark of the movie. The whole movie previous to this is about getting the charts to get to the Locker and then getting there. Okay...there could have been a whole other way of getting them without it taking a half hour. Look at the Indiana Jones series. In Raiders, Indy is first seen in a temple in South America going after a big-busted statue. There's no explanation of why he's there. He just is. They could have done something like that where they knew where the charts were and just had to fight/sneak/manuever their way out to get to them.
2. Will's touch of destiny. Something would have had to happen to Will to make it seem like it could have always been fated to happen to him. This would have had to be big for us to connect it to what Tia said about him.
3. Reveal Tia and Davy were lovers and tell their story. The movie actually did a good job of showing their relationship and this wouldn't have taken much time.
4. If there is going to be a curse of the Flying Dutchman, explain clearly what it is. Gibbs could have done this. He has had a story to tell in every movie and I don't think he gets one in AWE. This would have made his character a lot more important and entertained us because we all pay attention to what Gibbs says. Plus T&T like giving the actor stories to tell.
5. Resolve the love triangle. I don't care what T&T say: nothing is resolved by the end of DMC. They had to make a choice and follow through on it. There are countless ways for them to have done this without just screwing over everybody.
6. Norrington. We last saw Norrington bring back the heart and swear off his pirating days. It would have had to show what he was doing now and tie him to the rest of the story.
7. Swann. We last saw Swann in Beckett's office, presumably now under his control. His story needs closed up.
8. Show what happens to Bootstrap. Will promised him he'd save him in DMC. Although I really didn't care too much, the audience deserves to see Will keep his promise and save his dad.
9. The plot after the crew saves Jack? Okay, I'm rusty. What happens to the key after we see Jack open the chest in DMC? If one of them has it, they need to find the heart (meaning find Beckett) and stab it. The writers can determine the consequences of stabbing the heart, if any. Somewhere Tia would become Calypso and there would be a bunch of comedy and action and probably some romance.
So there you go. Not much to fix up if you stick to the bare minimum. But no, T&T had to go to Singapore and create a brethren court (although it's fun it does take up a lot of time). They spend the first five minutes just hanging everybody. We already knew Beckett was bad to the bone, so there was no need for that. There was no need to have nearly as much W/E angst. Either break up or get back together. I think it's a little out of character that Elizabeth never told Will what she did after months of being on the same ship as him. So there probably could have been a really great movie at about 2:30/2:45 hours if they changed a few things.