God should speak up for himself

Started by Lord Urizen11 pages
Originally posted by Council#13
Whatever, I'll just let the Devil possess you. Who'll need God then? 😉

Your devil and God don't exist, sad to say 🙁

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Your devil and God don't exist, sad to say 🙁
😱 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😛

Originally posted by ThePittman
😱 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😛

Next you will tell me that Santa Claus doesn’t exists either.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Next you will tell me that Santa Claus doesn’t exists either.

Sorry to break it to you but..... ❌

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Sorry to break it to you but..... ❌
The Easter bunny? The Tooth Fairy? An honest politician?

Originally posted by ThePittman
The Easter bunny? The Tooth Fairy? An honest politician?

❌ ❌ and ❌

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
❌ ❌ and ❌
my life is over now 🙁

Originally posted by ThePittman
my life is over now 🙁

Because we ALL know that without mythology and imaginary characters, our lives are meaningless.... 🙄

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Your devil and God don't exist, sad to say 🙁

Deny the latter too much and you might find the former knocking at your bedroom door. 😉

If God exists it don't exist in the form we think it does. And if it did speak it'd make you cry cause everything you think you know would be proven wrong...

Originally posted by S-Ranger
If God exists it don't exist in the form we think it does. And if it did speak it'd make you cry cause everything you think you know would be proven wrong...
hum

Originally posted by Council#13
Whatever, I'll just let the Devil possess you. Who'll need God then? 😉
Oooo that sounds HOT 😱

*Puts on sexy clothes*

Can you do both in one night????

Originally posted by Council#13
Deny the latter too much and you might find the former knocking at your bedroom door. 😉

OMG, ANOTHER THREAT ?

WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE THREATS ?

Originally posted by Council#13
Deny the latter too much and you might find the former knocking at your bedroom door. 😉
Yeah because that's been known to happen.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Yeah because that's been known to happen.

Well, he's actually right....Jesus did come to my bedroom door not too long ago droolio

see thread: JESUS IS INSIDE ME for FULL details of my wondorful experience 🙂

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Well, he's actually right....Jesus did come to my bedroom door not too long ago droolio

see thread: [b]JESUS IS INSIDE ME for FULL details of my wondorful experience 🙂 [/B]

Please, enough with this stupid "Jesus thing" that you keep on about. It was mildly funny the first time, now it just gives me a headache. I don't care if a man has sex with a man, but a dead man is where I draw the line. 🙄

Originally posted by Council#13
Deny the latter too much and you might find the former knocking at your bedroom door. 😉

Zing.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Please, enough with this stupid "Jesus thing" that you keep on about. It was mildly funny the first time, now it just gives me a headache. I don't care if a man has sex with a man, but a dead man is where I draw the line. 🙄

You're only encouraging him.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Zing.

You're only encouraging him.

Sorry, if that one went over your head. 😛

Originally posted by FeceMan
Zing.

You're only encouraging him.

Yes, well I don't see you coming up with ways to stop him.