POTC Official Orbit Gum Thread: Share Your Dirty Thoughts & Mouth

Started by savvysparrowluv64 pages

JACUZZI!! HECK YES!!! With nonalcoholic champagne and a huge full moon and millions of stars overhead and a perfect swimsuit body for me, lol! 😄 😄

*drifts off into happyland*

lol.. 😛

then the cool breeze.. the snuggling... the giggling.. the laughter... the snuggles in the bed... the strippi- um, the sleeping...

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SCREW the non alcoholic champagne!! We want some VODKA 🙂 See how he burns that up. Literally 😉 Then of course the Jacuzzi follows... yes Jaeh the um stripp--- SLEEPing, which you know is naturally what you would do when you were in bed with Johnny Depp. OF COURSE you sleep? Sex? NOOO WAY.. 😛

that's a bit too x-rated rory.. 😛

SLEEP is important, don't ya think? 😛 when we woke up, a dip in the pool then a long bathtub moment with rose petals *cough* should be arranged... 😉

Hahaha, you girls are soooooo bad 😉

But I love it anyway 😄

orbit thread, we're permitted.. 😛

HHAH, a bit too x rated Jaeh? I wasn't even started!! 😛

Yes, rose petals.. sunrise... drinks... the rest I'm afraid is censored2

This IS my thought.

Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
he be nuzzling me arm... of course, after we lick.. *everything*... up.. 😛
Something about arms disgusts me. 1eye
Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
permission granted, this is the orbit thread right? so, i'm not prohibited to stuff like this...

also, the drizzling of the chocolate... topped with icecream.. then the jacuzzi...

That's not ever enough for me. dev One tacky explanation = North Florida.
Originally posted by savvysparrowluv
JACUZZI!! HECK YES!!! With nonalcoholic champagne and a huge full moon and millions of stars overhead and a perfect swimsuit body for me, lol! 😄 😄

*drifts off into happyland*

nonalcoholic? You don't really have to bring it up. I don't ever drink alcohol, either. I don't do sex, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, and I don't do anything.
Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
lol.. 😛

then the cool breeze.. the snuggling... the giggling.. the laughter... the snuggles in the bed... the strippi- um, the sleeping...

><.

The work out, baaybay? (= subtle hint to sensitive to all imagery and sound..)
Originally posted by piratexrory
SCREW the non alcoholic champagne!! We want some VODKA 🙂 See how he burns that up. Literally 😉 Then of course the Jacuzzi follows... yes Jaeh the um stripp--- SLEEPing, which you know is naturally what you would do when you were in bed with Johnny Depp. OF COURSE you sleep? Sex? NOOO WAY.. 😛
I said I didn't have sex, but I lied, no, wait I didn't. Ever been to the ends of the earth, and back agan? Ever been allowed to do anything you want? Ever been raped? In your bed, in your dreams... By people you didn't even know existed....

(cont. bc too many images/quotes)

Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
that's a bit too x-rated rory.. 😛

SLEEP is important, don't ya think? 😛 when we woke up, a dip in the pool then a long bathtub moment with rose petals *cough* should be arranged... 😉

"Never Never Land"

"WENDY:
Peter where do you live

PETER PAN:
It's a secret place.

WENDY:
Please, tell me!

PETER PAN:
Would you believe me if I told you?

WENDY:
I promise.

PETER PAN:
For sure.

WENDY:
For sure!

PETER PAN:
I have a place where dreams are born,
And time is never planned.
It's not on any chart,
You must find it with your heart.
Never Never Land.

It might be miles beyond the moon,
Or right there where you stand.
Just keep an open mind,
And then suddenly you'll find
Never Never Land.

You'll have a treasure if you stay there,
More precious far than gold.
For once you have found your way there,
You can never, never grow old.

And that's my home where dreams are born,
And time is never planned.
Just think of lovely things.
And your heart will fly on wings,
Forever in Never Never Land.

You'll have a treasure if you stay there,
More precious far than gold.
For once you have found your way there,
You can never, never grow old.

And that's my home where dreams are born,
And time is never planned.
Just think of lovely things.
And your heart will fly on wings,
Forever in Never Never Land"

(And I forgot what I was saying, which maybe I'll remember in a year or so for some unknown reason.)

(O no, emoticons are not working now! Another hack or computer malfunction, which is it..)

Re: This IS my thought.

Originally posted by VioletEyesPop08
nonalcoholic? You don't really have to bring it up. I don't ever drink alcohol, either. I don't do sex, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, and I don't do anything. I said I didn't have sex, but I lied, no, wait I didn't. Ever been to the ends of the earth, and back agan? Ever been allowed to do anything you want? Ever been raped? In your bed, in your dreams... By people you didn't even know existed....

Woah, Miz. Barrett we're practically polar opposites. You've never drank? Well, I'm Irish. 'Nuff said 😉 As for the others.. long stories 😄

And no, I haven't been raped in bed. Thankfully..

What about, you pour liquor all over Johnny and then you have to lick it off? 😱 And you know, liquor burns when it's in your throat.. wonder where else it burns.. 😖hifty: 😉

Re: Re: This IS my thought.

Originally posted by piratexrory
Woah, Miz. Barrett we're practically polar opposites. You've never drank? Well, I'm Irish. 'Nuff said 😉 As for the others.. long stories 😄

And no, I haven't been raped in bed. Thankfully..

What about, you pour liquor all over Johnny and then you have to lick it off? 😱 And you know, liquor burns when it's in your throat.. wonder where else it burns.. 😖hifty: 😉

My dad is almost 100% (99.9%?) Irish. My mom is 100% Chinese(-Indonesian.) As far as race goes- Not so into family all that often in that way, though, so, seeyas..

As for raped in bed.. well.. see, it wasn't exactly a person.... maybe it was just a reaction. No, maybe I don't need another person to have sex. Maybe I don't want to have sex bc I don't need to. And I don't m********* bc then I'd die..

Did you ever study American Pie and wonder what happened to the world. While one of the few favs I've gotten to see, that show is d*** ugly.

Oh, I unfortunately can imagine that liquor burns. Yummy, but.. I have a life... and, I like to eat, and I love my brain, end o story..... I use my brain all the time. I am an aritst myself. It's just really hard.

baby ("Now, like, is that cool, or what!?"😉

Me Life =

Me Being Raped: blowup

(I had to continue because of too many emoticons.)

Lol, RORY! Hehehe, you're so bad - ily! 😄 Have you read Apprentice to the Sorcerer? Lots of rum and licking in that one 😛

My Lovers: alien1 alien2 👽 (They need aliens in PotC, maybe-)

My "Alter Ego" in Bed: angel_not

Me Having Sex with Myself: artist (It's only double the fun..)

Me Upset: boat

Me in the Trap: flex

My Sex Injuries: giljotiini

My Lovers' Dirty Mind: horse

My (Past) Life: serenade

My supper..: velho

Me Taming the Dragon: whip

Feeding ME:
pizza
pepsi
eat
"Practicing" & Trying to Get Away:
drunk
:Wasted

(Any corrections?)

This should had gone to the Dirty Mind Forum... I think I can go there now... (Now, you can say rated X...) Oh, this is it..

But wait, don't go. Did you read my Siggy? That's not me-

*and I did mean to write "My Life ="

Lol, thanks Bri 😄 YES I'VE READ THAT!! And had to take a long shower afterwards..... 😉

Really your dad's Irish? That's fascinating CB. I'm surprised that you don't get wasted.. 🙂

Originally posted by piratexrory
Lol, thanks Bri 😄 YES I'VE READ THAT!! And had to take a long shower afterwards..... 😉

Really your dad's Irish? That's fascinating CB. I'm surprised that you don't get wasted.. 🙂

What about the last name Barrett? (My grandpa, who died before I was born, was 100% Irish.) ...He was an undertaker (funeral head & cremator.) Actually, he was an alcoholic and died from it. My dad doesn't- And, so, I think he had 2 older brothers who died prenatally or as babies. I never even knew my grandma to drink. (If it's too -off- it will be off-topic.)

rum.. licking... + Jack...

add a beautiful sunset and a small hammock under tress facing the sea and it's perfect... *sigh*

Well, y'awl can count me out.

Originally posted by J.P Jaeh_Poole
rum.. licking... + Jack...

add a beautiful sunset and a small hammock under tress facing the sea and it's perfect... *sigh*

lmao we are so dirty...we're like freakin hoes the way we think :-) but thats y you're my pirate buddy, jaeh!

Rum licking.. yes Mmm.. I could get use to that.