POTC Official Orbit Gum Thread: Share Your Dirty Thoughts & Mouth

Started by texgodiva2s64 pages

Hey, I remember offering to buy body shots off the esteemed Mr. Depp for yourself, Miz LovesTT, and it almost blew my workday too thinking about that when I should been being more grownup. Smuttage, not before noon anyway.

Miz PiXRo--holy moses, chile--how you go there when you say youse just a baby piratista--That one of Miz LadyPirate's is STUNNING--in the utter naughtiness (commission) and the conception of it. Flat got my attention first time I ever read it--

"and if she...often enough she'd figure out that he liked her teeth, just a little,... and just a bit of a bite ...was the way to get him to weaken in the knees and not know whether he would faint, first, or lose all control of everything... "

been there(in the Story), lost control just reading--it's really difficult to read when your eyes are rolled back in your head--I can never get him properly undressed in my mind's eye--coat, baldric, hat--boots, now there's a problematic clothing item in the rush to pillow pilates. Do I, er , does Elisabeth undress him or him her or mutual, lights, no lights, dark or daylight, NEVER on the beach I don't care who you are, Sand and Glitter have no place in intimacy--none whatsoever ever!!!!! Not on a bet!!

Kissing til you're breathless, knees trembling, heart pounding--sounds like a good day at lovefest, doesn't it?

Sexy Texxy, I must agreed. I was even like "um. omg. that is one fcuking hot fanfic right there" when I first read it.

Now where did I put those damn AA batteries..... 😛

Tex...you always make me smile with your posts.....I would love to have body shots of the delectable Mr. Depp!

anyways.....this is the story I wanted to post in regards to TMaria's pic with the mouth and the wine bottle......

a funny personal story...

Two years ago my 3 sisters and me, 3 neices and 3 sister-in-laws all went to Destin Florida...and we had been drinking and sunbathing all day long.....

we had margaritas, pina coladas, wine coolers, tequila rose shots, butterynipple shots and mud-slides! You name it, we drank it....i think we even had some beer.....

after we got back to our condo from the beach, we carried our party to the pool and hot tub...there were some other people there...and one of them was this young 19 year old guy...young for me....and his name was JACK!

Well...not quite sure how and what we said...but for some reason he jumped out of the hottub and began to pull down his trousers....he was drunk too, needless to say...we all started screaming for him to stop and closing our eyes (of course, if it had been another said Jack by the name of Captain I would have been all for it..and looking for sure!LOL).....all of us are married women.....but we laughed!

The next day we found out that my oldest sister - we call her TEE...Peeked...and she told us she had to because she never gets to see the Penis anymore because her husband keeps his door locked! LOL.....

and she always jokes about drinking Pina Coladas...she says..she has to so she can at least have some kind of Penis!!!!!!LOL YIKES...

and she made some reference about the wine bottle..drinking from it taking the place of you know what!

Anyways, I always thought that it was funny that the guy's name was Jack..and that was exactly 4 days before I saw Dead Man's Chest for the first time.....

HAHAHA!!!! That is sooooo funny tigers. LOL, you were in Destin? I used to live there - for like, seven years! 😛 Funny ol' world, innit?

yes, funny old world...

very funny world...you know... i think that might've been the line that made me fall in love with Jack...

Oh god.. I have some pretty bad things myself LoveTT 🙂

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Are you having problems Diva? haha

And I inquire as well, are you in recovery from your birthday bash or did you have a close encounter with,,,I don't know!@I don't think I've ever heard you express it like that before--lol big time.

I'm sorry! I was having a horrible day and I came here to feel better but instead I felt ignored and I had a serious moment of "I'M HERE DAMMIT LISTEN TO ME" and I threw a tantrum. I'm so sorry! But thank you Pocky, Texxy, and Savvy it's sweet to know ya'll care 🙂

lol i thought maybe your account got hacked! 😄

ImpPiDiva, youse ours--we take you good, bad, whatever, cos that's how you take us. Here's to the better day.

aw Diva! i love you!!

... sorry, I'm starting again.. 😄

but I can't get the picture of Mort RAiney biting into the corn(which is sooo sexy by the way).... I read a couple of good.. albeit freaky... secret window fanfics earlier... and now, i couldn't get the picture out of my head!

nuzzling the corn... *sigh* nuzzling my arm... *sigh*

well.. hey, I'm finally in the orbit gum thread, so I guess I'm free to say these sorta things here.. 😄

Originally posted by JCapt Jaeh_K.S
... sorry, I'm starting again.. 😄

but I can't get the picture of Mort RAiney biting into the corn(which is sooo sexy by the way).... I read a couple of good.. albeit freaky... secret window fanfics earlier... and now, i couldn't get the picture out of my head!

nuzzling the corn... *sigh* nuzzling my arm... *sigh*

well.. hey, I'm finally in the orbit gum thread, so I guess I'm free to say these sorta things here.. 😄

You have to nuzzle inanimate objects? like O MY ******************** That makes you not a loser born @ 1950s or mid 70s.

Corn? No maan..

Your own arm? Arms? Not really....

Nuzzling...😱...*sigh* What a wonderful word....

Yeah, still loving the idea of Jack/Johnny with white chocolate strawberries and caramel drizzle sauce.

*faints*

he be nuzzling me arm... of course, after we lick.. *everything*... up.. 😛

😱 😱 😱

permission granted, this is the orbit thread right? so, i'm not prohibited to stuff like this...

also, the drizzling of the chocolate... topped with icecream.. then the jacuzzi...