POTC Official Orbit Gum Thread: Share Your Dirty Thoughts & Mouth

Started by zac_depp_is_luv64 pages

"Like a bit of SMUT sir?" wow i havent seen that in a long time!

😛 Yup yup Zac. We're all pervs on here. 😉

the hand "dance" in Sparrow's Odyssey, oh my everlovin' doubledipped, swirling, what the hell happened to the oxygen in the world goodness gosh almighty!!

Sweet merciful bean soup, I know for a fact I lost two days over that story(residual brain melt, took me a while to collect pieces and parts)--if they (whoever they are) ever ever ever filmed that little scenario--well, gosh, could they do that, I mean wouldn't the film incinerate--and, and, makes me weak-kneed every time I cup my hands for a drink rather than digging out a glass from the cupboard. The very idea of Jack's mouth attached to Elisabeth's fingers, tracing her palm with his tongue--okay, I'm stopping now...Gotta go see a Lady Pirate about a story.

And wait just a doggone minute--y'all aren't taking advantage of the don't read it if you're not...are you 😕 😒 😑 Shameless piratistas, oh, yeah, I remember: The correct answer is
"Pirate".

My dirty thought: After Liz gives Jack Kiss of Death, she ties him up, saying she's not sorry, then proceeds to go down on her knees and kneeling in front of Jack, she.....[CENSORED]...

..so THAT kind of dirty,huh freedom? 😛

maybe someone could force disney at gunpoint to make a disney smut film of POTC... anyone up for it? 😄

Originally posted by To Freedom
My dirty thought: After Liz gives Jack Kiss of Death, she ties him up, saying she's not sorry, then proceeds to go down on her knees and kneeling in front of Jack, she.....[CENSORED]...

Timing, Miz To Freedom, Timing is everything, I'm tellin' ya, there's nothing like yards of lace on that man, and buttons rather than zippers.

I'm not opposed to what you supposed, I just think that there's a lot to be clocked on the dock--the full body press, both forward and back, the beautiful wolfish grin as he distracts--you know they were both wet and I perceive somewhat wild. Elisabeth can throw a dadblame mean chin tilt--would have wilted any of the menfolk around her, just seemed to juice Jack that extra bit. She must have experienced of his obvious manliness, not simply his lovely plaited beard, but hard chest and strong legs. Jack had certainly done a quick appraisal of her charms as he cut through her corset. He was certainly willing to rub Norrington's nose in it, that he, pirate, was touching that which was off limits.

Such passionate response on her part spoke volumes about the liberties he was taking with her person and she but a maid. Ah, and rather like your scenario, his gun at her head, literally rather than, er, literally?? Even the containing arms about her shoulders or back, collateral fondling as it were, under different circumstances do you imagine such close proximity might not have lead to escape? Heady stuff passion, who knows whatever will set it in motion, or bind the lovers?

Ahh, NICE stuff Tex. Good observations.

I was thinking something like; After kiss of death Jack with his free arms grabs Elizabeth and mutters something against her lips which causes her to die inside, cue: more kissing. MUAHAHAHAH DIE WHELP DIIIIIE! 😛

Babycakes, if Captain Jack were distilled into pure essence of the MAN...the second after he uttered that one word "pirate" a mere teaspoon full would be capable of starting a love in, a kissing fest that would have put the entire 60s to shame. There wouldn't be an unchapped lip in the total lower 48, Alaska, Europe, the UK and Ireland. Not nobody could miss that--you know when it gets really really hot in the summer and the heat shimmers off the road or whatever at the horizon, til the air seems to have visible mass and it makes your mouth water and your heart beat hard--for me, that's the kind of righteous Soul Sister kinda funk that is pouring off both Elisabeth and Capt'n Jack at that moment. Like if anyone had accidently bumped into that passion bubble, they would have been thrown across the deck, like huge cold weather static electricity shock! If you do it right, you only have to do it once. Not to say, that oh, 50000 more times wouldn't be delightful.... 😄 😍

😄 Good thoughts Tex. Still, I would have loved to have seen to Whelp's face if she kissed him for a second time, than untied him and continued to do diiiirty things to him 😉

But agreed. With everything.

You have a way of making my head nod along with everything you say 😍

^^that would be one dang sexy movie right there. i would see the movie like..every night it was playing.

u sickos

Awwww thanks for the compliment LEWZMP. Should I shoot you so you can die like in your icon now?

lol rory 😄

To Freedom!

I always have dirty thoughts when thinking of Jack Sparrow! LOL....

LMAO LoveTT. Same.. I mean.. who can't... 🙂

and we love the sexual tension dont we? 😉

Is this hot enough for you?

http://movies.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600090883

LMAO! WOW is all I gots to say about that RoRy!!! 😆

wow...that was more smut than I bargained for...I'm kind of old-fashioned....I like the smut that's more like the "Four Honeymoons" in "so Much to learn".....it's so romantic and just as I pictured the first time for Jack and Elizabeth....I'm not into the raw and dirty sex....

but hey, there is a small part of me that might think of Johnny that way.....yikes did I just type that outloud!

its alright hun!! We all have thoughts like that about him!! hahaha! Well at least I do so ur not alone! haha!

haha! yes we all do!!