Scythe and Syren Solutions

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You're just laughing because you feel sorry for mesadwalk

No, I'm laughing because it was funny.

Now, oddly, I feel sorry for you. In a pitiful way ermm

Good cause I was going for the pity lookaround

Pity sex now?lookaround

I don't do pity sex mhm

I like beans....but they make me gassy....and that's not acceptable in public places. What can I do? srug

Stop eating beans? Or buy a butt plug.

Originally posted by Syren
Stop eating beans? Or buy a butt plug.

But I REALLY like eating beans....by the bucket load. And butt plugs are not for muffling...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But I REALLY like eating beans....by the bucket load. And butt plugs are not for muffling...

Yeah, but think of the children!! cry

Wait, they're not? ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but think of the children!! cry

Wait, they're not? ermm

Ok. 😕

Well, not for your whoppers, anyhow. 😛

My whoppers? Excuse you mhm

Originally posted by Syren
My whoppers? Excuse you mhm

How rude of me. Can you ever forgive me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How rude of me. Can you ever forgive me?

Probably not. But whatever. You did, after all, tolerate a discussion with me about breaking wind ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Probably not. But whatever. You did, after all, tolerate a discussion with me about breaking wind ermm

Mmm...yes. ✅ And how invigorating THAT was.

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It was supposed to be edumacational.

blushing

Originally posted by Syren
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It was supposed to be edumacational.

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Oh I learned stuff....yeah....

Can't say it's helped me sleep any better...but....yeah.

I need a solution.
I have a hunch someone in my direct environment is pregnant. How do you approach someone about that in a subtle way? ermm

Oh, and it's not someone I had sex with, just to get that out of the way.

Originally posted by Slay
I need a solution.
I have a hunch someone in my direct environment is pregnant. How do you approach someone about that in a subtle way? ermm

Oh, and it's not someone I had sex with, just to get that out of the way.

A little bit more information would help me out quite so. However, you can bring future parenthood into a conversation as a topic. Start a nice, calm conversation, then bring it up. Others would advise to bring it up with the person's close friends, however, that always leads to trouble. All it takes is one slip up one someone's end to make it appear as if you were speaking badly of them. So refrain from letting others know of your intentions, keep it to yourself, you'll accomplish more this way. If all else fails, then just keep your eyes peeled for the first signs of pregnancy.

Let's hope for the best, Slay.

Where'd he go?