Originally posted by Syren
No. I meant "getting" is the wrong term. As I already am 🙄YOU KILLED THAT JOKE, DAMN YOU whyioutgha
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Go to your room, Syren. We've had enough of your witchcraft shenanigans.
Oh, dudette! My co-workers today were talkin' about waking up in a parallel universe, and my buddy goes: "It would suck if I went to sleep, and woke up to find out my dad's a chick, possibly named Kerry."
I laughed, and went on some random-ass tangent going: "Ohh, yeah! Then he's all Brit and chappy, what does chappy mean(?), constantly looks at you like you're crazy but then never bothers to tell you your lil' sister's name kinda sounds like a cute lil' Pokemon which you then have to meet and it'll make you late for schoooool!"
He then asked to buy meth from me.