Our Pirates Story!

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Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being

soup

...wtf?

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....

^^haha!! that wasnt meant to be part of the story bwa!!

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah

^I know it wasn't, but it makes it all the more funny!

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh!

^We should really continue this....

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl.

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit him on the

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit him on the end of his

Who did Ichy bite? Owen, Indigo, or the chicken?

I'm not entirely sure. but he did bite someone... hence the 'him', i guess.

Oh. Well, we should decide before continuing, just to be sure. Probably not Indigo, seeing as Owen killed him, and probably not the chicken seeing as it's being strangled. So, it could be Ferb or Owen. Ferb still seems to be busy strangling the chicken, and it seems Owen has some free time on his hands. We could then assume it's Owen, unless you have an alternative.

kk owen

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle

Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him

Poor Owen.....