Why is the rum always gone? It's because the Host ran off to Mexico and ate all the cookies which I stole from Paolo's shoes which the drama person taunted too much that it bit a bite out of a bit of apple brittle I made. Then Captain Jack Sparrow taunted the taunter who then climbed up Jack's beanstalk because bacon questioned politics and pie of being soup...wtf? Ummmmmmm.....blah bleh! Meanwhile Owen killed Inigo whilst Ferb strangled a chicken that was found on the Black Pearl. Ichy bit Owen on the end of his clavicle, making him shout in surprise and